Apes.

Suck your dad off, then watch him kill your mother, or have youur dad suck you off, then shoot himself in the head?

2nd one....


Have to kill your mother by pushing her into a volcano or Cut up your love with a chainsaw?

kill my mother, she's a bitch



would you rather be buried alive or eaten alive?

now THAT is funny!

Heh,you go horrorobsessed!.............Buried alive




Be on the titanic when it sank with your love or explode in space with your love?

explode in space, it's warm






starve on an island or starve in the desert?

Starve on an island.




Run off with michael myers and have his kid,or run of with jason vorhees and have his kid?

totally michael myers, no question about it






die or be castrated?

Castarated.




Go to a concert with me(NIN) or Get hit in the head with a shovel repeatdedly by a robot?

ha! i figured, like any other guy, that you would rather die than have your manhood taken from you.

definately the concert.






see Barney or the Telle-Tubies?

Barney,fuck the teletubies.





See Spiderman with a life Venom or See Batman being tortured by a life Joker?

The teletubbies. I think they might have had something to do with the recent felicitous Falwell heart attack.

Wrestle the alligator from Alligator or try to outswim the shark from Jaws?

wrestle the alligator, i could never out-swim jaws




lie in bed and watch tv or lie in bed and listen to music?

lie and watch tv


party with bobby brown or corey haim

corey haim, he was hot back in the day





corey haim or corey feldman?

Kill them both



The Govenator or Bruce Willis?

governator, he's actually straighten California out quite a bit






have babies with edward furlong or johnny depp

Johnny Depp,he's way hotter.





Kill Paris Hilton and get away with it or Kill Lindsay Lohan and get away with it?

kill paris




take final exams or be shot in the foot?

Take final exams




Do a drivers liscense test while fully drunk or fly a plane fully drunk?

driving test

bankrupt all credit card companies or torture George bush the 2nd
@posher i think a .50 calibre is more powerful than the .357

Do both.





Get killed by Trent Reznor or Ozzy Osbourne?

Ozzy he would be so slow i could get away

fall into the piranha display at the aquarium or the lion cage at the circus

Lion,all i would need to do is ask help from Chuck Norris.And he'd give them all a roundhouse kick.End of story.




Be the son or daughter of Chuck Norris or be the son or daughter of Bruce Lee?

son of bruce lee.

pirahnna, i seen steve-o do it


throw up ten times everyday for the rest of your life or stay permantley shit faced for the rest of your life?

Throw up.




A Teminator is sent to kill you.Which one would you choose?A T-1000 or T-800?

I dont know what those are but will go with the T-1000 cos it sounds bigger.









push a lawyer off a cliff or a real estate agent??

i guess real estate agent


paper or plastic?

paper



would you rather live at the north pole or at the south pole?

North



lose a nose or an ear in a battle.?

Nose,i get pissed off when its stuffy,so i wouldnt care.




Lose an arm or a leg?(Then it get's replaced by a robototic limb.)

oh..gotta go with a leg.
'gives me a reason not to clean my room'






laugh at somebody falling over
or laugh at somebody falling off a ladder..?

Falling off a ladder.



Be the last woman on earth or be the last person on earth thats about to be killed?

be the last woman on earth

cut in half :vertical or horizontal

horizontal. its quicker and doesn't involve severed genitals.
punch oprahs face or lick lettermans sweaty arm pit?

i'll punch oprah!

tortured by the devil's rejects or tortured by the last house on the left bunch

Devils Rejects,maybe i could score with baby before i die.:)




Get killed by Alice or get killed by Selene?

alice

sleep forever or never sleep at all?

sleep forever



Have really thick hair for your life then it starts ballding or have really thin hair and it never gets balled?

Well, since on the second option, you didn't say thinnING, or sparse...that pretty much describes my hair. Thin, straight and fine...but there's lots of it.
So I'm good with option #2.

Eat a (cooked) large fish eyeball by sucking it out of the skull yourself, making sure to lick the socket clean.
OR
Eat a goats testicle, cooked and served inside a baked goats nutsack?