for a morgue maybe :p




i have the cutest of smiles

...when I have my teeth in.


I'm trustworthy.

to put the weekly garbage out...




i can run real fast

for a midget

I have a great sense of style

for an ampute



i am a great friend

Is that what your blowup doll says?


Im very smart

for a mental patient



i like to watch horror films

Even though you can't afford a tv


I am spankingly hansome

for a gary bucey look-a-like :D




i like to have fun

with hookers


I'm very big down under

at least when he is around asian people :p


i am good at making people laugh

Too bad they're laughing AT you and not WITH you.


I'm very generous.

and I can do the Thorazine shuffle!

I AM very generous. :p

Shame we are playing tennis

I am a great dancer.

For a person with no legs.







I like pizza.

That's why you have man boobies.

I am an open-minded person.

The air breezes right through your ears!






I look like a handsome Ron Jeremy

So that's what you tell the twelve year old boys online...

I'm very sweet

Not to be ethnocentric, but that's vile and wretched and disturbing

I've very clean

OK, just spread your butt cheeks a liiiitle bit more, yah, that's it!


I'm noctornal, so I can be awake at the most amazing times.

Damn I love this thread! Thank you stubbs!!!!! :D

@ Urge- Umm... I was trying to be subtle and to leave it open for interpretation. You know, I could have been saying that here in America it's vile and wretched and disgusting to love your children. (If you look at some children: spoiled or abused, left completely alone all the time or over protected to the extreme, you might think that's true).

@-Mona-

What when everything but the Circle K and Walmart is fucking closed?

I'm witty

Like even when you're having sex and EVERYTHING...lol


I'm a Scorpio

Don't over-analyze this one (like I would :) ) This one is purely just for fun!!! Say whatever you want! :D

So, like the rest of the zodiac you're a slave to us Aries

I'm a Witch

So I'll sting your stupid ass!

I'm so cool. :rolleyes:

Oh, I was just responding to urge's comment that wasn't actually an "in game" response. We got off topic, kind of like you and I just did

I know. ;)

But I've been burned at the stake.



I love nature.

Too bad I'm hung like a Hamster.


I like to try different things.

thats why your mom disowned you



i have 20/20 vision

When its rubbed on your crotch.





I have a big screen tv.

strapped around your fat wrist for a watch





my hair is dark black

at getting gay




im pretty smart

Sorry to interrupt but that was a great burn!Kudos Gus!!!!!!!

that was a low blow

For a 3rd grader



I am the coolest guy in the world

Umm...You should wear clothes when you're standing in the kitchen with the freezer open...





I've won awards in regional competitions

Considering they're the only creatures who can stand your smell

I'm flexible

thats why your boyfriend loves you



i love women