haha :D

/././

Just do what Bloodrayne did, post articles in the True Crime folder. 0 effort, instant credibility.

LOL

Seriously, that's my favorite part of the site I think, it always has been. I'm sure I've told her how awesome she is for posting all those stories, if not yeah. :)

rubber chickens in russia eating all the goo!

It's always Rayne and her cool threads:

I Heather being of a rather sound mind and veluptuous body do hereby bequeath my humble belongings to the following:

To Rayne, my dear friend, I leave the ashes of my corpse, because Goddess knows she'd be the only person to come close to wanting them.

To Rod Usher I would divide half of my occult library with him, Rod getting the High Magick half and...

To Dude Guadalupe I leave the Shamanic part of my library

To Vodstock I impart my ability to type so that once he writes "it" his editor doesn't kill him.

To The STE I leave lascivious photos of myself

To MurderDoll I leave my own personal book of forbidden knowledge so that she may learn from a Mistress of carnal delights

To one of you I leave a most secret and nefarious item that dare not be mentioned herein

To another, I leave an open canister of graveyard dirt with an old coffin nail driven into it's depths.

To BloodRayne:A signed Evil Dead movie by Bruce Campbell

To V:Buy him a ticket,so he can see his favorite band perform.

To Vodstok:I would give him my other copy of Closure.

To posher:I would give him my Alien:Quadrilogy

To thomasgeorge:I would be the first human in all time,to create a time machine.Just so i can go back in time and give his parents a life supply of condoms.

To Novadawn:I would buy you a Frankenstein collection

To Monalisa:I would give you a big hug!

To Gorephobia:We would talk movies,then i would give him an idea about my Seth character.

To stubbornforgey:A supply of chefs for each day of the week.

That is all.i think.

YAY!

Finally someone put me in their last will and testament!

About damn time.....

Your welcome.

Now other people better start adding me!

I thought you all loved me around here!?

No Offense Gore,but most of the new people don't know you.

Yeah I know the new people don't but I am talking about all the old heads that know me. Rayne, Newb, Return, Vod, Crabapple, Rod, V....none of them left me anything. :(

Sorry,We should all step in and give Gore a speacial present.

Yes you should. I have been here almost four years damn it!

I think i've been here 3.

Two with that name. Because it says you joined in May of 2005 it is now May of 2007.

Yes,true.But i am an overall member joining up in august of 2004 as dantehorrorfan.So i am wrong.It will be 4 years in august.

that will only be 3 years...not four

august of 2004 to august of 2007 is 3 years

Shit even mentioning that name is making me stupid again......plus lack of sleep.



Hey gore,do you like pancakes?If so i'll give you about 10 of them.

Pancakes = amazing :)

Yessssss you rock!!:D

Later we ll go grab some beers and hit the latest NIN concert.:cool:


Ok umm...I ll leave my death metal CDs for Gore. Happy?;)

Sweet!

I'd leave you all my movie posters I collected from when I worked at the movie theatre.

Ahh,thanks,but we'll have to ride over seas then. Not afraid of water,are you?



@ Gore:Yes they are,even better with Chocolate Syrup and chocolate chips.

the will
 

i bloody ribcut a.k.a. gus a.k.a. preten361 a.k.a. the sexorcist, being of terribly deranged mind and well-overused body, do hereby bequeath:

to gorephobia, my myspace account.

to ferretchucker, the shoe's im wearing. there payless brand, all black and i been wearing them for like four years.

to V, the cheetah blanket i use as a curtain.

to disease, my two sizes too small pair of camoflodge pants.

to crabapple, my dvd the matador.it doesnt have a case though...

to dante'sinferno, the other dvd without a case creepy crawlers.

to stubbornforgey, a pair of my black socks. and yes i bought them that color, hahaha.the only thing though is the ankle parts are worn out, ...and there a little faded too.

to dpmccoy, the shirt off my back. i bought it in '02, it' a tribal element and on the back it has two badass graffiti pieces and a spraycan with the head of a skull dripping purple paint from it's mouth.enjoy

to despare, advice. dont mess with a married mexican's wife.

to bloodrayne, my remaining three computers screen towel wipes.

to newb, my eight remaing cd-r disc's.

to novadawn, one of my unopened pack's of paper.

to zwoti, my martial art's power. apon death i will transfer the possesion.

to sickasfuck, my copywritten yo momma insult.
yo momma so fat, it takes her two suitcases to pack one pair of pants.

i know i missed a bunch, if you want a slice of the pie ask my mother and she'll let you go threw my shit. pick out something you like, nobody will watch you either, so you could even steal too if you wanted.....gus:)

HOW COME I GET HOLEY SOCKS!!!??

in my will em going to leave you my mac dees VIP card..so when your in the drive through and order a big combo you get a coffee or a sundae..but only valid in NZ and it expires on May 31st.

im excessively poor, everything i gave was everything i had.

awwwwwwww
great..make me feel like a right cunt' :rolleyes: :o

cheerio! ...

Might as well do this

To Posh, my entire porn collection, including all the midget porn
To Roddick, my collection of story ideas and half written novels, if anyone can turn them into gold, he can
To BloodRayne, my 3 girls, no one else I can think of would provide a proper female role model than her, besides maybe Stubby, but people from New Zealand scare me
To Gus, my slightly used blow up doll
To Bwind, my entire music collection, dont think anyone else could appreciate all the punk I own
To the rest of HDC, you vultures may fight over my horror dvd collection
To Stubby, my copy of dirty dancing, not sure why I would give to her or why I own it, but didnt want to leave her out.

Heh, thanx for remembering me.:)

I ll leave all my DCs, Marvels and Horror comics for you, Gus, including Superman/Batman vs Aliens.:cool:

And for Despare, I ll leave my games(except 1, you ll see why below) and my consoles (including Atari 2600, Nintendo, Sega Genesis, N64, PS, PS2, PS3, Xbox, XBox 360 etc.):D


And for Posher, my best and most prized possession...an official copy of the game "Clive Barker's Undying" for the PC...specially autographed by Clive Barker himself!!:cool:

Bloodrayne-Everything.
Dante and Gore-Anything Bloodrayne doesn't want.

I need to make friends with more of you.

Thanks massacreman,i'll give you all of my Halloween movies.




I have all of them.:)

Wow, that's my new 'Greatest Compliment'...Thank you so much *tear*
Aww...I love you, Sweetheart...You should come around more :)

I never have anything to say in the topics I've seen lately.

You a strong, opinionated, passionate woman. Could only hope my girls are like that. OK, enough ass kissing

That's understandable

You could make your own thread about whatever you DO want to talk about...Kinda let everyone know what's been going on in your world...What's been keeping you so busy...Or just something that you're interested in at the moment

It's just a Scorpio thing...You know all about that, right? ;)

Thanks again:o

Yep I know all about that, being scorpio and all.

I'm thankful for the shirt off your back Gus,much appreciated. :)
Stubbs you should be ashamed,how ungrateful. :p

thats what im talking about!


anytime man.:)

I leave all my shit to my wife, but if we die simultaneously, then I desire everything I own to be dubbed 'Up for grabs'. Public notice will be given and then at a determined time, first come first serve. Fighting for possession will be encouraged. When it comes to my house, possession is 9/10ths of the law so whoever is occupying it at any given moment can call themselves the owner, but it can never be sold. It will remain eternally 'up for grabs' and at any time a new owner could oust the previous one and lay claim to the property.




And give my ashes to Keith Richards for snorting purposes in case he runs out of his dad.