hmm. on second thought - do. in fact, if i were you FC i'd use a big plastic bag to help make sure you hold that breath really really tight



:D

im doing so right now. Nothings working. And all of my shopping fell out the whole in the bottom of the same bag! Supermarkets these days.

sheesh - cheap american made shopping bags! foiled again!

bigloader is teh best.

renob a close second.

Yo kiddo, it could be that you're too young... Wait, those aren't really good excusesYo, kiddo, maybe it was before your time since you're fourteen.

The Soviet Union has disolved!!!! No need for the KGB...

However, the KGB might be lurking in some fashion or another, but nothing as intersting as the underground unit that they used to be. Y'ain't a uber cool ninja like our Zwoti.

There's a goal for you...

aw what were the categories again..???

thats what you think haunted. why, as we speak they exist. Joseph stalin was brought back as a robo-monster-demon-zombie.anyway, i was talking about the russian undeground group - KNARLEY GREAT BOXERS

The Results
 

The results are in and....
1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevantposts
10. Most sarcastic

the winners are

1. The Flayed One
2. N/A
3. Bigloader
4. Phalanx
5. ShankS
6. Omcdave
7. Disease
8. Ferretchucker
9. Omcdave
10. Vodstok
Welldone to you all! Everyone officially thinks you all (and me) suck! Heres your prize!
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...goldenpoop.jpg

...and on that note, here's a joke.

A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said "Well don't go there any more."

just go play with the poo trophy!

who the fuck voted me for number 5 anyway:D I'm going to fight them.

What's with that stroppy bullshit? I never saw any voteing ballots?

hey, I'm the most stroppy. :mad: I demand a re-count !! :mad: :mad: ;)

11. Most Ignored

winner - Tic!

So I'm the biggest post whore now? Don't give me that. All the threads wanted it. Sluts.

christ - obviously nobody voted for anything ..

You mean I'm that special I get an award all on my own?

What's the point in asking, I won't get a reply anyway :(

Why is number 2 N/A, when it's Dave?

This is his favouritest mod in all the world:-

http://www.battlehype.com/content/ug...20woman/01.jpg


:)

It's N/A because i couldnt decide. :P

well that's no good then. I hereby anounce all ballots null & void. :p

oh boi..!!!

i would just like to say ..
WHY AINT THERE ANY WOMAN IN THERE..!!!

male chauvanist pigs..'spits n the ground' :o

So when you said "the results are in", what you realy ment to say was "I made a list of people myself because no one else wanted to participate so I just went ahead and did it anyway because I'm ......."

what do women want?! You say "You stay here, I'll do all the work." and they say "oh, you just think women arent good at anything. Then you say "okay, you do it." and they say "you're making me do everything!" Never eat chips with a woman. She tells you she doesnt want anything so you dont get her anytrhing. Shes asks for some of your chips and u just have to say "IF YOU WANTED SOME, YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME TO BUY THEM! i'D RATHER BUY LOADS AND YOU ONLY EAT THREE THEN YOU KEEP ASKING FOR MINE!" She looks away, you dont talk til you've nearly finished when you say "You can finish them." and she replies "I dont want them now!" God women piss me off but i love them sooo much!

i imagine this to be the case

PLEASE! Do me!

Who???







Most Likely me!

You can see the silver part without highlighting! It's like putting the easter egg on the coffee table!

i third this too

I forth it. I went on my own views when nobody participated. :P You have all been judged by me! Please send all complaints to dave.

Fucking lame I say.

extra fucking lame. Super lame. Oh well, life isnt always perfect! I guess im jut unpopular

You got that right!

What The Fuck Is Your Fucking Problem?!

you said it, I was only ensureing that you where right, no need to get nasty you hobgoblin!

LOL..some things will never change

I htought i was at the bottom of the list of the top, which would have been like a rusty medal. Ill take most sarcastic, especially since i nominated my self-promoting whore ass.

serial killer in the making, a la chucky

I was thinking more along the lines of Ed Gein.:p

I wonder if there's an award for thread killer. I seem to put a curse on any thread I post to.

Tic the Thread Assassin :(