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pinkfloyd45769 05-24-2006 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by SKOOFx
No seriously.

WTF.



1) Get your girl on the pill
2) NEVER bust in her.

TADA!

.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.

Why anyone would want to fuck with that part of their body like that...I DONT KNOW.


Im kool with pretty much everything...

i understand cutting(i dont agree with it, but i can relate and understand the meaning)...i understand suspension...i understand even PLASTIC SURGERY 9o some extent). I dont judge....(BUT THIS TIME...IS DIFFERENT...WTF)


WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT....HOW CAN ANY MAN MESS WITH THAT?

WTF

Pulling out is NOT safe!!! There is sperm released before you even know it is going to happen, and i have heard it is the most potent. I also don't agree with saying "make your girl get on the pill", that is soooo not fair. If he is going to do this, at least he is taking some responsibility and not leaving it up to the woman. Very cool thing!!

stubbornforgey 05-24-2006 07:39 PM

So..??have you done this yet..??

Em all for choices as long as your mentally
prepared for whats ahead ..
Some people just don't want kids and thats thier decison.
I had a hysterectomy after my last child..and have never looked back..with of course the support of my husband.
Just don't want anymore chillen.

The STE 05-24-2006 08:29 PM

I haven't even gotten the consultation yet.

Tat2 05-25-2006 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!

I only give it a whomp if i'm asked...other than than I have done EXTENSIVE research for the last many, many years on the female "LOVE/SEX organs and althoug I know every square milimeter of the fenmale anatomy, i would like to hear what you got to share!!!!! Consider it "Insiders" view!!!

PR3SSUR3 05-25-2006 02:26 AM

You're a virgin, aren't you?

SKOOFx 05-25-2006 05:39 AM

DAY FOUR(?)


WTF

Haunted 05-25-2006 06:22 AM

Now, Skoof... I love you, but...

SKOOFx 05-25-2006 06:57 AM

as long as you love me......

lol

Yeti.13 05-25-2006 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I got my clit pierced...? I had somebody without a medical degree go down their and fool a round with a pointy object in his hand. If he had fucked up, I could have lost all feeling down there...period.

Yet men seem to think that a girl's pierced goodies are somehow a treasure to behold.

The penis, in actuality is not more sacred than the vagina. Sorry. It never has been. In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.

I've got a Prince Albert, didn't really hurt to bad, no where near as getting your nipples done.

As for the snip, go for it, I can't stand kids either!

The STE 06-20-2006 08:22 AM

it's official, I'm going in for my consultation on July 6th

Haunted 06-20-2006 08:37 AM

Who recommended the Dr.? Did you research him or her very well?

I hope it goes well for you!

The STE 06-20-2006 08:41 AM

I should hope the doc is good, he or she (female doctor listed on the site I went to, male doctor mentioned on the phone) is the only doctor close by that performs vasectomies.

newb 06-20-2006 10:06 AM

Maybe you'll get the famous Russian specialist...DR. Cutchacockoff....I hear he's very good.


http://static.flickr.com/43/79374749_48070d36f8_m.jpg

1beastieibe 06-20-2006 10:37 AM

Wow I must say thats very responsible of you. Most guys that dont want kids just use the whole if it happens I'll just dissapear for a while form of birth control. It really is a simple procedure, and like other people said if you do change your mind it can be reversed. So yeah for mature desicions!

The STE 06-20-2006 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Maybe you'll get the famous Russian specialist...DR. Cutchacockoff....I hear he's very good.


http://static.flickr.com/43/79374749_48070d36f8_m.jpg

your clever ruse is faulted by the fact that Cutchacockoff is not a Russian surname, and that your picture was of a fictional character that had no medical degree

PR3SSUR3 06-20-2006 01:06 PM

If you meet a girl you just want to have sex with, she will never believe you have had a vasectomy (certificate or not) so you will still have to use protection (plus, this kind of mutilation does not prevent against sexual diseases).

If you meet a girl you might want to spend the rest of your life with, there is a very high chance she will want to have children at some point.

There is also a very high chance you will change your mind - and many many people do - about not wanting children when you get older, or that a lady previously nonplussed about kids gets broody and changes her mind when she gets older.

So a reversal it is then.

Best of luck.



:cool:

The STE 06-20-2006 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
[B]If you meet a girl you just want to have sex with, she will never believe you have had a vasectomy (certificate or not) so you will still have to use protection
a) You don't know that for sure, b) you act like people never have unprotected sex

Quote:

(plus, this kind of mutilation does not prevent against sexual diseases).
No shit

Quote:

If you meet a girl you might want to spend the rest of your life with, there is a very high chance she will want to have children at some point.
I guess she's SOL then unless I change my mind

Quote:

There is also a very high chance you will change your mind - and many many people do - about not wanting children when you get older, or that a lady previously nonplussed about kids gets broody and changes her mind when she gets older.
I have my reasons for not wanting kids and they in all likelihood won't go away when I'm older


Quote:

So a reversal it is then.
I'm so glad I have some guy on the internet to decide that for me

The STE 06-20-2006 02:33 PM

oh, and going by previously posted statistics, the odds of the vasectomy failing are approx. .000000213, depending on your definition of "sexually active", whereas condoms have a failure rate of approx. .02 to .15

newb 06-20-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
your clever ruse is faulted by the fact that Cutchacockoff is not a Russian surname, and that your picture was of a fictional character that had no medical degree
DAMN......foiled again.

ItsAlive75 06-20-2006 03:25 PM

STE I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU AND YOU SHOULD THINK OF CHILDREN AND WOMEN SO DON'T CUT YOUR BALLS OFF HERE IS MY PROOF AND I'LL MAKE IT SOUND SMART SO EVERYONE AGREEES WITH ME.

monalisa 06-20-2006 07:12 PM

So, how long after your consultation do you get it done? Maybe you won't know that until after the consultation, but I trust you will let us know how it goes, right?

The STE 06-20-2006 07:18 PM

Yes, I will post an update after the consulation. They said they'd mail me some forms I have to fill out so I don't have to do it while I'm there, which is very awesome of them. They said they were going to mail them today or tomorrow, so they should be getting here sometime this week, maybe early next week (this hospital is REALLY close to us)

PR3SSUR3 06-21-2006 07:45 AM

Yowch!


http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...l%3Den%26lr%3D

Essentially, your balls are being 'cut off'...

:eek:

The STE 06-21-2006 08:25 AM

ya know, a lot of people are acting like I haven't researched this.

omg, ball cutting!

_____V_____ 06-21-2006 08:30 AM

All the best, STE bro...

I know you have your reasons for going for this, and I appreciate your privacy. All I can say is...be safe, and come back soon.

PR3SSUR3 06-21-2006 08:31 AM

That settles it - with these simple step-by-step diagrams, I'm going into the vasectomy business.

Right who's first guys?

3/--->

The STE 06-21-2006 08:35 AM

3 =====D > 3/---->


I mean, really, who wants a thin, sharpened dick?

PR3SSUR3 06-21-2006 08:42 AM

Searching for examples of a male animal species with a thin, sharpened dick, it seems this horse might have the hots for its rider.

http://www.safety-council.com/graphics/horse.jpg

_____V_____ 06-21-2006 08:47 AM

Just be sure to take plenty of rest for at least a week or two, dont lift anything heavy, and plenty of vegetables with a low carb diet. You should be fine in no time.

My Dad had one right after I was born, because he and my mom didnt want any more kids, and wanted to give me his full attention. They talked it over, and he got it done. He's doing fine till now, and running about everywhere preparing all sorts of shitass stuff for my wedding. Thats my old man alrite!

Goes on to say, a man with balls (even vasected ones) can do anything!

The STE 06-21-2006 08:48 AM

that horse has the orb of power on its groin

The STE 07-06-2006 01:52 PM

just got back from my consultation, which did the opposite of what some posters here thought it would do. Instead of deterring or outright denying, it eliminated the 2 lingering concerns I had, cost and reversal issues. The insurance "should cover all of it" (so sayeth Dr. Adkins), and "even if the reversal doesn't work, there are other ways of having kids. Your testicles will still work." So I don't think he was referring to adoption or having some guy bang my wife. Now all I need to do is schedule the actual clipping (which they were actually totally prepaired to do there, but I had to get home and see what the schedule for other peoples stuff was).

Haunted 07-06-2006 04:45 PM

Ah! That's great! Once you get nipped, I can stop taking the pill and won't have to worry about rubbers getting in the way of the "one true sensation."

Er...:D :D

That's good news, S. I'm glad that it's not going to be as much of a hassle as we all feared. Did they tell you what the procedure would be?

The STE 07-06-2006 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Did they tell you what the procedure would be?
Appendectomy, which I thought was really weird, but I figured 'hey, I'm not the doctor'

monalisa 07-06-2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
Appendectomy, which I thought was really weird, but I figured 'hey, I'm not the doctor'
You ARE kidding, right?

PR3SSUR3 07-07-2006 01:58 AM

Hang the pedofobes and cut there balls of


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