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Zero 02-15-2006 07:06 AM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
LMAO!

I didn't even have to ask for this girls number. I just signed into my site and theres a message that says:

"Your F*cking Sexy!
Call Me!- (gives number)"

:confused:
well - you are f*ing sexy, but i'm still not giving you my number (maybe you could ask the bunny)

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 07:08 AM
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Zero 02-15-2006 07:11 AM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Is that a dust bunny or a playboy bunny you're talking about? :confused:

there's a difference:confused:

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 07:15 AM
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VampiricClown 02-15-2006 08:00 AM
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ItsAlive75 02-15-2006 08:03 AM
GAH.

Dude, I'm prefacing this with: I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A DICK SO DON'T TAKE THIS AS ME BEING A DICK.

Nobody here can help you with your problems. It's your life, and you can feel free to mention things that bug you and worry you and whatnot, but at the end of the day they're your problems and you're the only one who can solve em' or make em' worse. Seriously.

Zero 02-15-2006 08:03 AM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Ahhhh man..... My ex.... The one that cheated on me..... She just contacted me and wants me to give her a second chance..... In a way I feel like I should because there's been times in the past that I was why the relationship failed and did alot to fix it but they didn't give me a second chance....But in another way I like this other girl a lot......I'm doomed.....Or maybe I will give her a second chance and just see how it goes and not really get as attached to her like last time.....

.....I told her I'd have a descision by 7 tonight.....:confused:
you should've made it HIGH NOON

(i'd just see how it goes . . . no decisions are binding in matters of the heart!)

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 08:09 AM
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newb 02-15-2006 08:09 AM
I'm gonna have to agree with IA75 on this.
Except for the part where he says he is not a dick.:D




i kid, i kid.You da man IA75

ItsAlive75 02-15-2006 08:21 AM
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Originally posted by newb
Except for the part where he says he is not a dick.:
What can I say, I take pride in my work.:D

Zero 02-15-2006 08:28 AM
for more advice for the lovelorn visit IAs Blog where there is a bleeding hearts advice page waiting for you. . . .


forget dear abby - now there's Dear IA75!

ItsAlive75 02-15-2006 08:29 AM
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Originally posted by Zero

forget dear abby - now there's Dear IA75!
My next column: Dump the ZERO, go for a hero!

:eek:

Zero 02-15-2006 08:31 AM
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
My next column: Dump the ZERO, go for a hero!

:eek:
AHA so all my exes have been reading your blog. . . hmm, I always thought "all my exes lived in Texas" - apparently they must be in Iowa City!

newb 02-15-2006 08:51 AM
Dear IA75

My girlfriend told me she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt....so i gave it to her three times and punched her in the face....now she won't talk to me. What should i do?


stubby

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 08:56 AM
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newb 02-15-2006 09:08 AM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Oh, How nice.
Yeah....tell me about it....woman:rolleyes:


Then she told me to "do her where it stinks", so i drove her to the city dump....again she won't talk to me.

Zero 02-15-2006 09:10 AM
Dear IA75,

Everytime I mention that I'm friends with Newb women run screaming from me --- what should I do?

Signed,
Confused and slightly frightened on HDC

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 09:23 AM
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ItsAlive75 02-15-2006 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by newb
Dear IA75

My girlfriend told me she wanted 12 inches and to make it hurt....so i gave it to her three times and punched her in the face....now she won't talk to me. What should i do?


stubby
Try punching her harder.

ItsAlive75 02-15-2006 10:11 AM
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Originally posted by Zero
Dear IA75,

Everytime I mention that I'm friends with Newb women run screaming from me --- what should I do?

Signed,
Confused and slightly frightened on HDC
Mention you're friends with me.

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 10:18 AM
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Taom 02-15-2006 10:29 AM
Dear IA75;


I woke up this morning hungover on my sister's bedroom floor. My dick was purple, throbbing, and spewing green shit all over my tighty whities. What should I do?


Confused in Utah

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 10:47 AM
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ItsAlive75 02-15-2006 12:34 PM
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Originally posted by Taom
Dear IA75;


I woke up this morning hungover on my sister's bedroom floor. My dick was purple, throbbing, and spewing green shit all over my tighty whities. What should I do?


Confused in Utah
Stop fucking dead people.

This shit should be its own thread...

Zero 02-15-2006 12:55 PM
There should definitely be an advice thread on HDC. . .

"Ask IA!"

I'd be on daily!

stubbornforgey 02-15-2006 01:03 PM
em juust thinking 'and yeah it does hurt'

why is it that there has to be an answer for everything..
wouldn't it be great to just leave mysterious stuff alone..

'blush'..em in the wrong thread aint i ??

'stubborn steps into the shadows'

Taom 02-15-2006 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by Zero
There should definitely be an advice thread on HDC. . .

"Ask IA!"

I'd be on daily!

As would I, coming up with more stupid bullshit to keep him busy. :D

VampiricClown 02-15-2006 05:21 PM
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Taom 02-15-2006 06:25 PM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
I would be too. Until my welcome wore out at least.
YOu sure it hasn't already bloodbag? :p

scaryminda15 02-17-2006 04:21 AM
scaryminda15
 
i am just sitting here being completely bored and tired. nothing really to do. well tell me about urself?


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