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zwoti 07-02-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShankS
I would like to see this.
apparently there is loads of unseen footage

carnage 07-02-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by orangestar
"You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and play with your blood"
American Psycho!! AWESOME

carnage 07-02-2004 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by zwoti
apparently there is loads of unseen footage
I can't remember if the DVD I have of that one had deleted scenes or not...thinking not.....

HappyCamper 07-02-2004 06:34 PM

'Is that a raincoat?' 'Yes it is!' Hey Paul! WHACK!
'Try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now, you stupid fucking bastard!'

HappyCamper 07-02-2004 06:36 PM

oh my favorite lines from American Psycho

'I Just had to Kill a lot of people!'

and 'I tried to cook a little'

HappyCamper 07-02-2004 06:44 PM

'Mr Lebowski? Let's get something straight, you're Mr. Lebowski, I'm the Dude! so that's what you call me, that or Duder, or HisDudeness if your not into the whole brevity thing'


'My wife Bunny! Does this place look like i'm fucking married? The toilet seats up man!'

'You brought a Pomerianian bowling?' 'What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes, I didn't buy it a fucking beer, he's not taking your fucking turn Dude!'

'You can imagine where it goes from here!' 'He fixes the cable'

'And I would like my undies back!'

'It's not fair!' 'FAIR!, who's the fucking Nihilist?!'

HappyCamper 07-02-2004 06:52 PM

'Man this is some fucked up repugnant shit! I will never forgive your ass for this shit!' 'Hey Jules did you ever hear, that once a man has admitted he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven for all wrong doings, have you ever heard that?' 'They guy who said that shit, never had to pick up itty pieces of skull on account of your dumbass' 'All i'm saying is Jules is that i'm a racecar! and right now I'm in the red, and all i'm saying is that it's fucking dangerious to have a racecar in the red! 'I can blow!' 'Oh you're ready to blow?' 'Yeah I'm gonna blow' 'Well I'm mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain, i'm SuperFly TNT, i'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact what am I doing in the back! You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fucking switching! I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this nigger's skull'!'

HappyCamper 07-02-2004 06:57 PM

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Hate_Breeder 07-03-2004 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by HappyCamper
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maximus 07-03-2004 02:48 AM

Hang on, hang on!!!!

The best film line ever hasnt even had a footnote!!!!!

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

cheebacheeba 07-03-2004 04:37 AM

Just bein' how I gotta be, sinistas....

So you wanna fuck around
always gotta buck around
lift up your dingaling , nuthin but a buggy farm
now they call you funky nuts, cOz you like funky butts
scratchin and bitin them, then they call you monkey nuts
but i aint sayin nothin, cuz you aint playin nothin
bring the track back and i'll get back to the nutsack track....

OK...here's a movie quote
Nup - can't think of anything, I've seen so many fucking movies, this is pathetic....

HappyCamper 07-03-2004 11:54 AM

'It seems to me that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!'


oh and the best song sung in a movie:

'Fair well and udo to you Fair Spanish Ladies! Fair well and a do you Ladies of Spain! For we received orders to sail back to Boston! and we shant be seeing thee again!"

HappyCamper 07-03-2004 11:55 AM

'Anti-shark cage! Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark's in the water! our Shark!'

zwoti 07-03-2004 02:45 PM

"it's not easy being sleazy"

usahorrorfan 10-12-2004 11:20 PM

Whats your favorite Quote?
 
My favorite Qutoe is


"Welcome to my world Bitch" By:Freddy Kruger in Freddy vs. Jason

ShankS 10-12-2004 11:37 PM

"Okay, first things fuckin' last!"


not my fave but I like it.

usahorrorfan 10-12-2004 11:55 PM

cool
like
Carlito
Carribian
Cool

wufong 10-12-2004 11:56 PM

what you talkin about willis? >=l... or he who laughs last, thinks slowest

bloodrayne 10-13-2004 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by wufong
he who laughs last, thinks slowest
LOL...I haven't heard that one..I like it :cool:

DaBroMain 10-13-2004 02:07 AM

My favorite quote is probably


"No matter how powerful the sorcerer, A knife between the shoulderblades will seriously cramp his style."


Fucking great quote...

Haunted 10-13-2004 03:45 AM

"Bugger that, let's curse some one," Nanny Ogg

Malicious_Mirth 10-13-2004 04:22 AM

one of my many favorites is.....


the sooner you get behind the more time you have to catch up......(that ws my highschool senior quote):D :D

Vodstok 10-13-2004 04:25 AM

From Homeland, by Bob Salvatore
"One student died from natural causes, because a knife in the back, quite naturally, causes one's death."
hehe

Also:
"This is just an exercise, hardly life or death."
"Dont bet on it, Joe, you're fuckin slaying me."


"Alright you bastards..... COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"

DaBroMain 10-13-2004 04:45 AM

Another one of my favorites,

"And you though you smelled you some good ole pussy, but aint no pussy here, just a bloak that will make you wish you were born a woman."

Vodstok 10-13-2004 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaBroMain
Another one of my favorites,

"And you though you smelled you some good ole pussy, but aint no pussy here, just a bloak that will make you wish you were born a woman."

Sweet! Bullet Tooth Tony! good call :)

i always liked:
"Why do they call him 'Boris the Bullet Dodger'?"
Tony looks at him like his head is on backwards.
"Because he dodges bullets...."


or Mickey:
"What the fuck do i want with a broken caravan?"

DaBroMain 10-13-2004 05:06 AM

HAHAHAHA NO SHIT!!!!!!!!


BECAUSE HE DODGES FUCKING BULLETS lol



man that is a great movie.......doesnt it kinda remind you of a tarantino movie like pulp fiction(another great fucking movie) it does me...:D

Vodstok 10-13-2004 05:10 AM

Yeah, i love snatch. i never made the comparison between it and pulp fiction, but you have a good point. i like Snatch better though.

"Boris the bullet dodger?"
"Yeah"
"You mean 'Boris, the sneaky fucking russian", right?"

that movie is full of them. Leave it to the english, they hold the market on good one-liners, between guy ritchie, monty python and dog soldiers.

DaBroMain 10-13-2004 05:13 AM

Yeah no shit....Them fucking brits amaze me LOL. The directing style or snatch seems to me a lot like pulp fiction with non-linear plot progression and all...:D

gothicvamp1888 10-13-2004 05:37 AM

i like the pussy speech that Cheech Marin says in From Dusk Til Dawn.

orangestar 10-13-2004 05:37 AM

I laugh my ass off in American Psycho everytime. Heres some good classics:

"No, just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks"

"You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death then play around with your blood."

"Did you know Im utterly insane?"

and of course..."I have to return some videotapes"

DaBroMain 10-13-2004 05:38 AM

hell yeah great fucking movie...

coffinbaby 10-15-2004 05:58 PM

Here some of my favorite quotes from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

"I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies."

" Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?"

"No not on the backseat, you'll get it all dirty! Throw her in the trunk. "

"You little turd, you're so dead, you don't even know it."

and here are some from Freddy vs Jason.

"How sweet, dark meat."

"I've always had a thing... for the whores that live in this house. "

"Dude, that goalie was pissed about something."

"Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy."

dantehorrorfan 10-15-2004 06:10 PM

Welcome to prime time bitch!!-Freddy Krueger.

sjshark 10-15-2004 06:11 PM

"Love means never having to say you're sober"

"Wendy personifies the three 'b's.Blonde,beautiful and full of bull"

-Stephen King's The Shining

last bad move 10-15-2004 06:59 PM

your mother ate my dog

not all of it

i love that

friday13thfan 10-15-2004 07:39 PM

aww oh sweet i now pronce you bothing fucking dead!!-jack frost 2

meetthecreeper 10-15-2004 08:31 PM

1. Wisdom is earned....not given.

2.When all magic fails, rely on three feet of steel and a stong arm.

3. I am not driven by hatred, I am not driven by fear, I am not driven by desire,duty or rationale. I can no longer feel any of these. All that remains is retribution, cold, hard, and final.

4.it is easier to stab someone in the back than it is to look them in the eyes. Society is built on this principle, and it is universal amongst those who rule.

5.You want to know your enemy? Look at your feet while you trample him.

6. There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.-Dante

7. My personal favorite-We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit.-Baby-House of 1000 corpses

Tubalcain 10-15-2004 10:21 PM

sir, if you were my husband i'd poison your tea...........madam, if you were my wife, i'd drink it....


revenge is a dish best served cold.....


Cry Havok! And let slip the dogs of war....


Damn the torpedos, full steam ahead.


CROM, COUNT THE DEAD!!!!!


I Shall Return.


Read My Lips, No New Taxes!

Tubalcain 10-15-2004 10:37 PM

and of course...


eat,drink, and be merry......for tomarrow we die.

_Leatha_Face_ 10-15-2004 10:39 PM

To Female:

Hate to see you go, Love to watch you leave


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