THREESOME!!!

Awesome!...Oh...Wait a minute....You guys are too young...

I won't tell if you don't tell! ;)

Well...Dustin just turned 21...That's about as young as I can go :)

*pulls out fake ID* heh... heh... 32 here.......<_< >_>

lol...I love you guys

Thanks for the laughs






Gotta go for a bit...Gonna play Cadoo with the kids...Dustin included...:D

have fun.. whatever that game is.

*pulls out fake ID* 72. I hope you like older men BR. :p

I know I DO!!:D

AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I think you 3 have the same topic on this thread and the favorite members thread. My brain feels like it has a sex laden pin-pong ball game going on inside of it *pauses for a momnet to picture this, hmmmm* and I can't keep up with this and the other threads I'm bouncing around on! ;)

Hmm..Actually...I wouldn't know:confused:

...Anyway...Gotta go...Catch you guys later...*muah*


Monalisa can 'stand in' for me;) :D

Well, I guess you're going to find out then. ;) :D

OK, I'm all better now. I was flipping back and forth and I didn't now where I was for a minute. Never had that feeling before without the aid of some type of recreational chemistry.

hah! yj you make my miserable monday .005% better.

Dude she just hung up the phone with some old guy and then walked out the door smiling.......said something about finding out...What did you do?

You make mine .010% better. Though, Horror.com makes my shitty Monday 100% better!

I need a cigarette.

Shit, I hope she knew I meant me! :p

I don't think she did......or she's just getting practice before you......don't ruin the goods

Oh ok. You should tell her that nobody can prepare her for me. NOBODY!!!

BTW- I'll keep the goods safe and sound (I still never get where the sound came from).

Sound means secure or stable, like "sound mind and body"

Rayne corrects me on crap like that constantly

Thanks!

BTW- This reminds me. I was hanging out with my friend earlier today, and we started talking about the "birds and the bees" topic, and wondered who came up with the birds and bees having sex. The, we (mostly I) figured it out. The bird has the breasts and looks like a vagina when it flies (don't ask) and the bee has the stinger which resembles the penis.

hmmm. No. I think it might be since, well... yeah maybe thats what it is, even thoug birds dont look like vaginas.

Ok I think I got this one. Birds lay eggs, which you eat the morning after good sex......bees make honey, which as we all know is used during good sex.....so.....uh.......this made sense when I was thinking it out.....

I don't know

you EAT her EGGS? sounds like a wild sex night to me... a little too wild.

HER eggs? What? No thats.....

Um ok, thats just wierd

So, does she prefer bacon or sausage? Never mind. :p

Definitely sausage :D



Oops...we're supposed to be playing a game...

Me too. ;) Now, back to your game! Bad girl bad girl! :p

so, has this "White Gurl" shown up yet?

Oh, who cares, we're having fun without her! Who woulda thought this would turn into a fun thread???

can I stick my penis in your ear, plz?

Would that be aural sex?

it'd be ear-fucking

No shit Sherlock, do you know what the word aural means? :rolleyes:

I know very well what the word aural means, I just didn't feel the need to tack on any fancy-type names on to me fucking you in the ear

Well, then. No, you may not stick your penis in my ear.

It was supposed to be a JOKE! Duh. Ah, never mind.

If he does you in the ear you think you'll be able to hear him comeing?

No, I'm pretty sure my penis will wipe out both her ear drums

Well, since he's said he's worth 3 of them, I guess he'd cave my head in. Yah I think I may hear that.

What, I can't hear you. ;)