I'd give everyone one thing that they wanted. Everyone, anything..... The only catch is..... I get your soul.:cool:

There's a vast difference between "wisdom" and trivial knowledge. Chang Tsu would say that we must detatch ourselves from trivial knowledge, some would even say that the infantile state is a state of utter bliss: free from knowledge, free from personal responsibility, etc.

Of course there's St Augustine (schmuck) who thought that infant was very selfish thinking of it's own needs, pitching a a hissy when it's needs were not met.

Fuck Augustine...antisemetic narrow minded cunt.

*starts to drool*

Sorry Massacre. I did start to ramble along. Didn't mean to bore you to drooling.

it wasn't that, i was too stupid to understand :(

Then let me apologize for being a total nerd.:)


...and you're definitely not stupid.

i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but i'm the one that's most dangerous to children with mouths

DRAT!!
I knew I my soul would come in handy one day!
...and here I carelessly threw it away for that one taudry night with a rock star.


Hindsight-20/20:(

I think I can make an exception for you. You've been nice too me.:)

i'm buying everybody sharks with laser beams attached to their freakin' heads

awwwww! Now that's sweet.:) I'd give you a dozen roses.:)

AWWWWW, thnx:D ;)

you two need to get a room . . . or a crypt, or whatever



LOL :D

. . . and she means in the 'biblical sense'


lol

You think everyone needs to get a room!! :p

like virginina woolf - i think everyone needs a 'room of one's own' - and if you can get some hot chicks to share it for the night, then so be it!!

[COLOR=deeppink]Too bad it never works out that way for you, well..it does, only for 90 seconds!!!That's a short night!!! :p

but i get lots of sleep - LOL

awww...for Yuletide i would send them both a red satin draped four poster!:)

I dunno if they still make it, but there used to be a joke gum called "Bloody Gum" that was just full of red food coloring...you couldn't give it to someone without them figuring out that it was some kind of practical joke gum because even in stick form it was dark, dark RED RED RED. But it would turn your whole mouth a disgusting horrifying bloody red and it was really just fucking horrible. I remember ordering some in the mail in the 70's...actually it came in a package with Onion Gum, Garlic Gum, Hot Chili Gum and some others. Actually the Hot Chili gum was pretty good tasting!

But I digress, if I had a good chunk of change to blow, I would send everyone at HDC their own pack of Bloody Gum, plus one of those trick brandy glasses that have the liquid suspended on the inside and it looks like you can drink from it but it's really an illusion.

thanks FM2 -- of course i gave you $80million - boy that'll make for an awkward christmas morning:

"gosh zero thanks for the $80million - you shouldn't have," says FM2

"yeah, well, uh, yeah, and y'know thanks for the pack of gum, its, y'know, really special. . . i guess" replies zero.

long awkward pause . . .

"so, yeah, anyway, i guess, yeah, well, y'know its been fun. so, well, have a good christmas, i guess. " says zero, "cheap bastard," he mutters as he turns away in disgust.


:D

Well, bear in mind that the 80 million is for making a film. Of course I would get a decent salary, but most of the money would go into paying for the talent, technicians and materials, so aside from my salary, I would keep nothing. I only want 20 million anyway. I would give 60 back to you because you're such a pal ;)

oh yeah - and you call $60million, a pack of gum and a dribble glass a christmas present!!!


LOL - thanks!

Ha cha cha cha cha cha!!!!!

LMAO -

I want your soul.

zero....how old are you to remember Jimmy Durante?

I thought there was only a few of us old fucks left.....and STE.....who is a forty year old trapped in a 20 year old body.

Now why would you want my soul?:confused: I don't have much of a life remember?:cool:

Id like to give the majority of new members here this:

http://www.adlandia.dk/images/oed_20_bind_2.jpg

Werts thart thang in thite picchur thar?

so much extra space

englush..
english..
englursh

all ruined by the internet webby thingy..
thnk gawd em naught won orv them
fullus '

28 (but i think it should be 82 - i was told by a witch that i had a "very old soul" - which explains why i cut coupons and complain about the weather all day)