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I don't get it....

Am I contradicting myself? If I'm contradicting myself, I'm shallow and stupid and I'm sorry but no really but seriously really sorry.

well... you better be.

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That's how I rule my threads. :mad:

With radiation?

..That's actually pretty badass.

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Can I psychoanalyze here...please...please let me. Okay.

Dolly you seem more relaxed here. More open. It's really cool getting to know you and see your more sincere self.

Should I fake my orgasms?

sometimes.

Do you prefer the sensation of sneezing, or yawning?

I've heard a sneeze is 1/10th an orgasm. A yayn well, a yawn feels good too... good question, I'm going to go with sneezing though.

I dunno, there's less potential cleanup for the yawn...

How about Burping vs farting?
In terms of sound, sensation, reactions...etc
Let's NOT bring up the cleanup factor into this one, eh?

Do you smoke?And if yes-what brand?

I noticed your Church Of Cancer-that's why the question.

Can men actually fake an orgasm and why would they??
Isn't that what they live for(besides eating and farting and sports)

Sports...pffft....I'll watch martial arts tourno's, that's pretty much it, and even that aint a thing. Although, I acknowledge that there IS a lot of guys out there WAY too obsessed with watching other guys fall all over eachother. I mean...watching a fight just seems more...uh...."right" to me. Go figure.

Yeah, I fake my orgasms all the time...I have this solution of water, and a little cornflour...haha, naw, but I did once fill a condom with conditioner and left it in a hotel lobby...

Burping. Can you fart the alphabet? exactly.

Well....I'm sure it's not entirely impossible...Im just not that "into" self anal manipulation.

I'm trying to quit, so far so good. We'll see how long this thread lasts, I might have a different answer later.

On a scale from one to ten, would you fight a blind guy for a thousand bucks?

Is it...Daredevil?

0 or 10? Anyway, I'd never do that. I'd jump at the chance to shove a knife through the stomach of anyone who would though. ;)

I've got a question for you:
How is that on a scale of one to ten?

I'd fight Ben Affleck for a thousand dollars.

Favourite song by Alice Cooper?

You'd need a grand?
I'd do it just 'cos of his chin...

Poison.

It's extremely 80's and could easily have been written by Bryan Adams but I still like it. I'm not a big Alice Cooper fan though, so it's not a song I listen to a lot.

What's your guilty pleasure band and movie?

I'd mud wrestle his best friend Matt for a dollar....no wait 50cents...actually,I'd pay him.:D

I wrote the first part a while before the second... and I don't read what I type, whatever makes it into the post is what I have to say...

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Why do people think mud wrestling is sexy?

In Egypt, mud is an aphrodisiac... the Pharaohs back then would consume pounds of the stuff... drove the women wild.

Two fat people mud wrestling isn't sexy. Can a sexy person be unsexy doing certain things? well... there are exceptions to every rule. :D

Ok, so if Paul Walker who you've expressed obsession of was covered in mud would you dive on him or not?

I'd have to dive on him.

but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive. :p

Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why.

Maybe because when you think of mud on someone you like-it changes your mind?

watching it is just funny,doing it with someone is a different story.

Yeah... anything involving Rosie O'Donnell would still be more gross if you included mud.

ewww,now I have that burned in my head....you're evil:D

You're right, Shakira looks hot in her video and even though it's not mud it's probably not all that different.

Good taste, my favourite too. By far.

She said sexiest "man" alive.


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When I said 'you're right' I was referring to this...

"Now that I think about it, I admit mud can add to sexiness. No idea why."

not this...

"but admit it, you wouldn't even pass up an opportunity to romp in the mud with the sexiest man alive.:p"