SILENCE!!!! I'm sure you have me confused with somebody else! :D

Anyway....quiet before MTC realizes we're thread pirating!:p

6 out of every 10 times I go to the theatre there's an asshole with their phone ringing,kid yelling,people talking ect., for the most part I just ignore it but every now and then I lose it and tell 'em to shut up.

When I went to see Mystic River some guy who's phone rang constantly while his wife,girlfriend or whatever she was kept talking and my gf got ticked off and told them politely if they could keep it down and the guy told her to shut the fuck up and I told him to watch his fucking mouth, then the girl he was with got the bright idea of telling him to kick my ass. He took a swing at me and missed my gf got out of her seat and told me to chill then we left....


There are assholes everywhere and sometimes they find their way into a theatre and fuck everything up for the decent people who are trying to getaway for a couple hours and enjoy themselves.

PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES! OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.:p :p :p

LMAO!!! ARRRRR MATEY. Swab the deck or I'll make ye walk the plank! :p :p

MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY!


AAARRRRGGHHHH Looks like you will be having dinner with the crew....naked!!!!

OMG!!!!! I'm not your bloody wench!!!! I'm the captain of this damn ship! ;)

So umm......STRIP!!!! yeah.... ;):p

As ex-captain of Moonlit Meadow's thread pirate ship, I declare war upon all creators of threads, starting tonight...

MM, I expect backup from you.

AAAARRRGGGHH and dont be asking for parley neither.

and watch my bloody hook.
:eek:

The greatest thing about driving in Iowa is the traffic. There's no one on the road, I can go aas fast as I want and drive all swervy and such.

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LMFAO!!!:p I like this one....:p Need any help getting these guys in line, Captain?;)

ARRRR MATEY! Welcome aboard ye ship! ;)

And It'sAlive...you're not my ex-captain...I've re-instated you! WELCOME ABOARD! ARRRRR! ;)

Well thank you! As my first order of business, I would like to change topic to kittens. They are adorable..

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KITTENS! Second order of business is to throw all the kittens overboard ;)

hahahaha

So many pirate flags

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I think we've made our point. Anyone who sails these waters will know whose in charge now! ;):p

LMAO!!!! SUCKER ;) NEVER trust a pirate :p

Honestly, if I was to be called anything, I'd accept "pirate" as a compliment

Pssst.....be very quiet and don't make any sudden moves.....these two are mad with power....MAD I say!:p

LOL! Not so much anymore...my partner in crime is off pillaging and plundering (whatever the hell plundering is) right now...so ummm....I'm pretty powerless....ANCHORS AWAY ;)

for a second I thought about posting ya know, about how I never really have any problems at the theater but it seems pointless now

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LMAO! yay, barbra's back :)

Listen up you SEA URCHIN! I said I was the CAPTAIN! You're just mad because your POSITION has been filled by It'sAlive. Don't hate;)

Damn, dude looks constipated ;)

Psssh...your own pirateering....Jenna's on our side...3 against one fool! :p And I'm sure I can convince MTC to join us as well!

Don't put up with that kind of disrespect! Just throw him overboard already with the kittens....:D

Yeah, he acts all high and mighty, but he forgets he has no ship! He's but a lowly wench ;)

Rules:

*Don't bring kids under 4 into anything other than a kids movie or cartoon, they simply don't have the attention span to handle it, and do the one thing they would do when they want OUT of any given situation, they cry.
I sympathise with those that have kids, hell, even those that aren't financially capable of getting a babysitter...however, as a parent to a young child, the abovementioned should seem abundantly clear, especially if they're crying for 10+ minutes.
Of course there are a few exceptions, I've seen children be quite well behaved in theatres...however, the parent should be able to easily differentiate.

*PLEASE, smokers...don't desperately suck one down right before you enter the theatre, and if you do, please bring gum. There's nothing worse than having someone sitting next to you that smells like a snubbed out cigarette, it's an enclosed area.

*If you happen to be seated behind anyone, do NOT put your feet up on top of the chair in front, or in between them. This is a severely disrespectful act.

*Speaking of feet, don't take your shoes off. Feet seldom smell good, especially not when you've been walking around all day.
You're not at home. One major thing that puts me off movie marathons (aside from the crowds) is the fact that numerous assholes do this...and it stinks.

*The laser pointer thing is DEAD AND BURIED. Nowadays, it just makes people want to kill you. It's not funny, and, it's been done to death...leave your laser pointers for your cat to chase.

*If you're gonna talk, whisper, it's easy....although, I myself prefer to actually pay attention to a movie and talk after...but hey.

*If you've got some kinda food in plastic bags, take it out ASAP...there's nothing worse than hearing something rustle every time you wanna take a peice of whatever you got with you.
I'm not referring to candy packages n stuff, I'm talking about y'know plastic carry bags. SO damn annoying.

*This one's a given, the mobile phone thing.
Have it either turned off, or on silent. If it IS on silent mode, and you get a message, read it. If it's important, leave the theatre and deal with it.
On numerous occasions, I have told people to switch their phones off, and I've had staff enforce this if my request isn't met.
While on topic, Never, I repeat NEVER engage someone in a text conversation during a movie...light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off...this makes you the most irritating fucker in the world, and my malteser WILL be aimed at your head.

*If you don't HAVE TO, don't sit near me. If the theatre is empty, go the fuck someplace else. My girl and I were sitting in an almost empty theatre one time, when we came in, there was another couple, so we move down to be a few rows in front of them. Next people to come in were two 15-16 year old girls. Where do they sit? Literally right next to us, not even one seat gap. Not to mention, as if that wasn't innapropriote enough, it's ME they sit right next to. Immediately, I said "fuck this", and we moved, but in hindsight, I should've stomped on the problem and told 'em to
back the fuck away...but I didnt.
Pay attention - I don't know you, and I don't want to sit with, or near you, sit someplace else, or fuck off.

*No throwing candy at anyone that doesn't have it coming to them, choose offensive targets only.

*PASS on these rules to you children!!!

That's all I can think of right now. Happy cinema-going to you.

- B

Hey!!!!:( I was only kidding before.....but now definitely throw him overboard.:mad:

:p

DONE! Have fun hangin' with the seaweed hellboy ;)

PSSSH! Us girls are sticking together! You'll never get her HB! Jenna's not one to abandon ship! ;)

BAH!!!! I'm not sweaty....I'm a clean pirate....arrrrrr ;) And I'll shove off...SHOVE YOU OFF MY SHIP!:p

was I gone so long? Did I miss something fantastic?

You were gone for a while it seemed....and no, you missed nothing fantastic...unless pirates and/or spammers are your thing;)

What are you offerin'?:p

Wait, what I meant to say is....NO! Never....;)

ACTUALLY... I get dressed up to play pirate put put golf. I have a hat, eye patch, hook and coco nut bra but you know, people don't just carry that kind of shit around in there car so I have to share the wares ya know...

anyways Im stoned and wondering if boston is the best place to move (since we are pirating threads) and I was thinking that I should sell my practically brand new car and fo to europe or something. what do you think?

LMFAO!!!! Ya bloody scallywag! You're only questionin' me gender in hopes I'll prove to ya I'm a girl!!!! I'm on to your shady ways!

Boston's a great place to move to. I quite like it myself....I was the one who captained the Boston Tea Party ;)

Oh heeeeeeell no ;) I had some work done....after a couple of hundred years...I thought I'd treat myself to a boob lift ;)

LMFAO!!!! The only load aboard this ship is the one in your DIAPER;)

Ive gotten mixed reveiws on boston and Im not a fan of cold weather BUT Id like to try it out. I dunno, different menu's I want to go cook lobster instead of fried shrimp or maybe I could take the money Ive saved and the money I would get from selling my car and live a life of retirement in a third world country....:D

I like your signature MM

Im off to smoke more pot and figure out all of life's deep questions, or play banjo and kazooie

Boston's better than any third world country...I can 99.9% guarentee that ;) Besides, if you move up here you'll already know one person!!! :)

And I like my signature too! ;) I wish they were my words, but alas...I can't take credit.

Have fun playing the banjo....write me a good sea shanty ;)