hehe...........you will never know...........lol :p ;) :D

Yeah it's been real, it's been fun...but it definately hasn't been REAL FUN ;) Well...yeah it has:p

And I should head out too I suppose. It's been a pleasure as always kids. ;)

Don't forget to wear your nose plugs to bed if you live anywhere near Hellboy :D

And on that note.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

I read the first couple pages and then skipped to the end. so, sorry if I'm going off-subject by being on the subject.

I know a girl who was MARRIED to a guy for a year before she let him see her without makeup! she'd wake up early to put her shit on, then go to bed after he did. they've been married for almost 5 years now, and they STILL don't fart in front of each other! and they dated for about 3 years before they got married!

I, on the other hand, am not quite as squeamish. however, this one time me and this girl were in that "about to hook up" stage once, and she farted in her sleep (it was a kinda slumber party type deal where a bunch of people from out of town were staying in one place). after that, it was over before it ever began. but once I'm with a girl for awhile, it's no big deal at all. the girl I'm with now I've been seeing for about 3 years and we fart in front of each other all the time.

LMAO. Yeah, everybody wants to keep a perfect facade up in the beginning...you always want to think the person you're with isn't capable of such an explosion ;) But after a while you just have to release the beast ;) :p :D

I don't know if Dutch Ovens are fun, but they're definately a means of defeating the enemy;) Or friend for that matter...:p

I was wondering how long it was going to take for somebody to bump this gas thread back to its proper standing. We can't have it die so soon!!! A fart would linger....and so this thread shall as well.

As in....PASSED GAS? :p

LMAO. Yeah, don't let the blonde hair fool you....I'm muy intelligente;):p

OMG! All of this TOM FOOLERY ;) I guess I have to decode all of your posts now...why must you make it so difficult? All I wanna do is talk about farts, GOD! :p Speaking of God....GOD are we immature or what? ;):D

Yeah...when are we gonna get a life? ;):p

LOL. I guess you can only pass so much gas in one night. It's a sad day when you realize you've used up your supply ;):p

OMG. Read this...I guarentee you'll fart with laughter ;)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=dutch+oven

LMAO. I also enjoyed this one...;)

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

Ex. "I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process"

Some people are such idiots, really.

And she just brushed her teeth. =(

BWAHAHAHA. Yeah right, you probably have 3 drawers full of them...a collection if you will ;):p

:eek: :eek: :eek:

LMAO....you try so very hard to get the last word in don't ya? :p

Well, I'm kind of slow like that sometimes you know...:rolleyes: ;)

I'm sure this is very hard on you, but I appreciate the effort....:p