Hey! I resent that! A woman enjoys the pain of others and suddenly she is sadistic?

Oh wait.....yeah, you're right.....I am....

But I am not a witch....exactly.....:rolleyes:

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I can guarentee people are sitting in front of their computer screens right now giving it a try...not me or anything ;) You know, just PEOPLE!!!!! :p

LMFAO. I really couldn't, it was too good to pass up. The sarcastic bastard in me was just screaming to be let out :p :D

so are you asking me to marry you? LMAO....I am a brunette you know....:rolleyes:

True. This is totally random...but I think some type of party is in order...I just hit 1000 posts ;)

LOL....what's being a brunette have to do with it???

So are you saying your lips fit around the dot? :D

LOL...thanks....I think ;)

Aren't you into blondes? :p I think that was my point....

And I think you missed hellboy's reply...I'm on a laptop....LOL...;)

Congrats! :D

awwww. Thanks! :D

Brunettes are fine as well :D

Lucky laptop!!!!!!! :p save a laptop, ride a Texan!!!! :D

You have heard the saying "Everythings BIGGER in Texas!!!" :D
Case closed!!!!! :cool: I'm sure Jenna would pick the Lone Star State over you orange farmers!!!!!
although you could bring us a glass of OJ in the morning following our night of wild, passionate sex :p :D

And all of the brunettes of the world suddenly have something to live for.....:rolleyes: ;)

Cute. :p

This is starting to get good. *Grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair*

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I know I am enjoying myself....:p

LMAO!!!!!!! :D I went water skiing all day today, popcorn and a "recliner" does sound good......I'm tired!!!!!!!

We Texans know how to please a lady!!!!!!! :p ;) :D

A recliner sounds good to me too. I'm sitting in my computer chair...the one I bought 10 damn years ago ;)

people still getting scared of horror scenes :o

I would if my desk wasn't so cluttered with various novelties ;) Calendar, pictures....bobble heads.... ;)

I'm so sure. :D ;)

noveltie toys, calender pics and bobbing heads.....your right, this is getting interesting!!!!!! :p ;) :D

* grabs popcorn and recliner *

*Grabs another bag of popcorn...passes one to Drac.*

Oh drac...I'm sorry...you'll have to repeat "Reading 101" ;):p

Sounds like you've been to Texas!!!!!! :p :D

Bobble heads annoy me.

I just thought I would share. :D

...but first, remember to switch the web cam off.







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BWAHAHAHAH. Sorry, no fleshlights here ;)

I was thinking it was HER head doing the bobbing!!!! :p ;) :D

LMFAO!!!!:p

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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LMFAO. Oh Shanksies, I can always count on you to make me laugh out loud for REAL ;)

I was reading between the lines!!!!!!!! :p

Nope, never....but would I doubt you? :rolleyes: ;)

LMAO!!!!! I'll admit that was funny :D

I BET ;)

OMG, I cannot keep up with this thread....my e-mail box is getting jammed ;)

If you did it would be a BIG mistake!!!! :p ;) :D