But that sounds like work! :eek: I might pull something. ;)

Hmm... now we got ourselves a lil' bit of a pickle.
How about telling one of your captives to dig the hole FOR you, promising him/her that you'll spare their life if they dig.

Hmmmm.....that might work....I don't lie well though....:p

I am letting way too much information out here. Have I mentioned the torture chamber yet? No....okay good....

D'oh.....;)

I think this is one of those instances where we ask for some photos of your establishment.:D

Ha! I don't take photos....only those that visit get to see the secrets of the chamber....

Some even survive....Muhahahahhaha

:D

I'm afraid to take the challenge.

Granted, I have a strong constitution, but I dunno if I could take the wall of bodies, coupled with the dead body ditch and the torture chamber.

Unless there's snacks...

*Sighs* They always want snacks....geez.....you would think all the fun torture would be enough.....:p

Oh well.....:D

the trick to keeping dead bodys is mumification or vacume seal.

It's very scary that you say that so confidently and matter of factly :D

The both of you (Jenna and it's alive) kill me ;) I think you're both my fav's on here :D

*breaks down crying because i wasn't picked* IT'S GYM CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN!

suck it up and take it like a man! take it like a massacre man!:p

Sweet, I'm someone's favorite.

Take THAT, senior prom!

...God, high school was like, the worst four years of my life. Thank God for college or I'd be institutionalized by now.

Awwww, you can be a favorite too...I suppose....well if you want to...I mean I don't really need any more favorites...but if you insist....you know what? I don't think so ;) j/k. ;)

Yeah HS sucked for me too...college was great...I just graduated though :( Enjoy it while it lasts...it SUCKS when it's gone...although... not having to write papers anymore doesn't suck so much...:D

you're gonna make me shoot myself

Tell me about it, I have one more year til I'm out into the cruel cruel world. I'm trying my best to fail classes and make sexual advances on university governing bodies.:D

GOOD GOD MAN! Get a hold of yourself!!! ;)

Sounds like a good plan to me. I'm taking this summer off...you know, prolonging the inevitable misery of job seeking just a little longer.... ;)

Whatever works for ya. You could always run away and join the circus or become a cavewoman.

Honestly, I would kill to be a caveman... just sit around all day, half-naked, eating meat and grabbing women by the hair.

Mmmm.....

The circus, huh? Hmm...not half bad. I'm pretty crazy, so I might fit in just fine...I'm not so sure about the cavewoman though...I don't really like being submissive....well...that's not ENTIRELY true;) muahahahah ;)

Oooh, we got some FILTH outta ya!:D

What you do in the circus? I'd just grow a beard, gain weight and toss a wig on and be "The Bearded Woman".

haha. I had to spice things up a bit...keep everyone awake ;)

I guess I'd...be the ringmaster? I wouldn't mind putting everyone in their place ;) *cracks whip*

God, you sound like my ex-wife.

ba dum-bum

But that's weird that you say that about the whip, you're the third person today to mention whips / torture to me.

I'm afraid to check my horoscope.:D

when i get older i'm gonna sit on a couch in an alley in my boxers and eat ice cream cones all day

Yikes, I sooooo don't wanna sound like the ex-wife ;) I take it back....all of it!!!!!!!!

I hope we can still be friends ;)

I'm pretty sure your horoscope says you'll be whipped by a sexy blonde in the most pleasant of ways. Did I say too much?:D

When you're old, you've earned the right to do whatever the hell you want ;)

If anything, you didn't say enough.:D

I'm sure the horoscope says something lame about "Don't believe the news you hear", or "good fortunes are in your future" or some generic rubbish like that.

The best is when there's two horoscopes side-by-side and they're COMPLETELY different.

LMAO. Well...it wouldn't be so bad if the two different horoscopes were "You'll be whipped by a sexy blonde in the most pleasant of ways" and..."You'll be whipped AGAIN and AGAIN by a sexy blonde in the most pleasant of ways" ;)

That would be the ONE exception.

I'm guessing your hair color is blonde?:p

How'd you guess? ;) Yeah it is. But I mean...if you're not into blondes...;)

As long as you're not bald I'm happy.:D

Damn it! I KNEW I forgot to mention something...I guess you're out of luck baby ;) j/k

:D

A WIG!!! Damn, I've been tricked AGAIN!

Eh, it's ok. I'll just sit on the sidelines while all the bald-loving guys line up for ya. Lucky fools...

You know what? This horoscope thing has got me thinking; I'm writing my OWN horoscopes now. Starting now.:D

AH, but maybe I don't want any of those lucky fools ;)

So whats your horoscope say? ;) This could actually make a pretty interesting new thread...you may be onto something.

Ohhh, so THAT'S why I'm your favorite!:p

Good idea, I'll start with myself on my NEW thread.:D

Yep, you figured me out...Actually...I find you terribly boring. In fact, I'm not sure why I speak to you at all ;) Oh wait a minute...because I need to reach 100 posts so I don't have to be tortured as a newbie anymore ;)

Cool, I'll check it out.

Alright, well I've got to make the best out of the last 25 posts...

It's true, I AM terribly boring. Thankfully, I have a whole crew behind me that give me charming things to type.:D

can we get away from this love-making?

I'm sorry I used you ;) Your crew is pretty cool though ;)