Yeah.....well.....well.....why don't you go bang your pretty wife with the nice breast!



*I guess i told him.......nobody fucks with the newb*

is the other one not nice ? :D

Yes it is. They are identicle twins. :)

DAMN YOU ALL.....I'VE BEEN OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A LOOONG TIME.

Isn't breast like geese?
one geese two geese
one breast two breast

or is that a flock of breast?

see tatas swf thread.

c'mon newb ... everyone knows if there's more than one they're called breastesses

thats what they're called when you're drunk.

or if you have a serious speech impediment

Or if you're David Allen Grier on In Living Color

or gary oldman in True Romance

Ahh.. good call.

I prefer "Tits", "boobs" or "hooters"

I like "knockers" too. Always makes me think of Terri Garr when she was younger ;)

'What knockers !!!'


'why thank you :)'


funny thing is that she's extremely petite in the chest - she must have been pushing up flesh from all areas for that flick

Whatever it was, it sure worked for me when i was 12. :D

it was the accent :)

I didnt even know what a "Roll in ze hay" was, but i knew i wanted one.

it was a dinner bun with dead grass stuck all over it

Lol....

I scare my friends...I say diffrents words constantly.

Lately, it's been "Nifty" and "Toodles" as often as possible....been considering some others...

I like the phrase, "sour grapes".

ive been watching too much 'ALI G' lately and have been tkaing away H's from words and adding H's to A words

as in....
"ey, avent u eard about the haccident e ad?"
"hactually, no..!"

^_^ me rikey hactually.

anyway. part of the skills with ebonics/slang/whatever is the fact that u can turn it on and off. same with cursing, then again, there are those people that CANT.

i been saying racialism a lot lately. i like that word.

Re: Poor English
 

I get why this bugs some people..not me however. I DO know how to speak properly, but I choose to speak comfortably, always have. I say things like "nuthin" "hadda" "gotta"...you get the picture. I just don't care, I say it how it comes out and still am able to sound intelligent and get my point across. But if I ever need to speak properly for a job interview, ect., ect. I am able to do so.

The one thing that you listed the DOES bug me is the PIN number thing...same with VIN number, and ATM machine.....the "M" stands for machine people!!!!!

I agree on the whole McDonalds thing... "I'm lovin' it". But I also just absolutely HATE McDonald's. They have a commercial with three young adults (one white, one black, one asian of course) and they're all playing golf in the street at night.

Ooh, I'm rebellious, but also mature and safe enough to do this sober and with a wide array of culturally diverse friends! Let's go to Mickie D's, y'all!

Asian guy : 'this vely good game - harrow'

black guy : 'yo - hit that shit and shut the fuck up'

white guy : 'golly gee - we have to play on the street because my dad wont let us walk on the lawn'

Two of my pet peeves:


"I seen it". No, you didn't - you "saw" it!

I've only heard this in Philly, but it could be elsewhere: pronouncing Charlie as Chahlie. God, that bugs me!

i ain't got no like for double negatives

I aint sayin nothing.

great one i heard on peoples court today:

i didnt do nothin' nohow.

That would be the entire NBA and 3/4 of the NFL......I counted 14 "you know's" in one sentence by a basketball player talking on tv after the game......drives me crazy

haha, I do that....but like I said before, I may speak my own lil way at times, but I still always get my point across and that's all that matters.

I don't like it when people don't speak no good english. I dunna ken! I dunna hooblah! A hoobla goobla! A hammana, a hammana hammana hammana.