Do you shit like, 30 seconds after you eat something?

sometimes i do. but i dont think its the stuff i just ate, i think its from earlier.

i mean.. i ate strawberies early on in the day, and it wasnt until sometime later that night that i saw them again.

i pee like 10x a day. ill literally pee for 3 seconds. when i was at college my first year, id piss like 20 times. it was ridiculous. i dont nkow whats wrong with me. i poo everyday and sometimes twice. but theyre not big ones. well, if its a big one i guess its 1x a day. but if its like 3 poops, then theyre all small ones.

I know what you mean. I piss about 10-12 times a day. I'll drink a bottle of water and a minute later I'm drainin' it.

what does that mean?? my roommate said 'good. u cleanse urself a lot'

but maybe that means im just not absorbing anything and just shitting it out right away?

:/. its really annoying, like i said, i wash everytime... and yes, i wash EVERYTIME.. pee or poo. if its piss a lot of times ill just use baby whipes (that in itself, is a bit of a chore. i first get rid of most of the omisture with regular paper. then use baby whipe. then dab it off with regular paper on account that baby whipe stuff is reall sticky feeling).

as for pooing, sometimes ill seroiusly poo like 4x in a day.. somteimes in one night and ill hafto wash everytime. LOL

my boyfriend lives with his sister. she has these plastic cups that she puts water and then her cigarette butts in. when i wash, i go into the sohwer. in the philiippines u use a 'tabo' which is basically a little bucket. a lot of asians use those tubs u get at the casino. anyway, i go into the shower and use a 'tabo' and wash up (with soap of course). anyway, shes nasty for being a smoker so i always use her orange cup. fuckin bitch ^_^

not that i get poo on it or anything. but think about it.. im washing my ass with ur cig cup!!

I dunno WHAT the hell it means.

Maybe we're freaks.

u ever have all these questions that u just wanna ask a doctor?

but then im gonna go set up an appointment and wait in that room and take temperature and all that.. just to ask these dummy questions and have a fatty bill?

:( that and theyd probably need me to piss and of course when i ned to piss i cant. then theyd hafto run it through and id be waitign and waiting and wiating and then itll come back 'inconclusive'

My friend smokes a lot so I had to piss for him, and I drank 4 bottles of water and couldn't piss. I managed to squeak out a little bit, and as soon as he left I was pissing for the rest of the day.

i always hated that cuz id piss all over my hands :(

Wow I didn't think I was going to laugh at the image of a girl peein' on her hands.

i heard that pissing on ur feet gets rid of athletes foot.

Jellyfish stings too

:( i was at my bfs this morning andi hadnt pooed since about..... i dunno, id get 11pm last ngiht?

anyway, the complex shut the water off cuz theyre fixing the pipes or whatever.

so yeh, i didnt get to poo till like 130pm. and thing is, by the time i got home, i didnt even need to poo anymore... i thought 'where did it go??'

:(but i think its gonna come out now.... brb

the one time its alright to piss on your kid sister, or give a golden shower in public ha.



As many gross things Ive typed tonight, no one has comented on them. Its a real shame.

someone mustve

someone as in... me. i must be losing my touch :(

that and i have a paper on the KKK that i wrote most of up over the weekend that i need to transfer onto the puter. its due wednesday by 620pm (that being the time i leave for class) and i figure i have all day tomrorw.

:( so im here instead.

eh, you should do your paper, as much fun as this is. Hellboy said he almost threw up that kinda makes my night.

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Gren, what the fuck is wrong with you? You don't need to look at the paper to know when it's time to stop wiping. You just know. For me, it's fairly simple: sometimes I look at the toilet paper, sometimes I don't. Forgive me for bein' crude, but when you wipe your ass raw, that's when its time to stop wiping. What the fuck goes thru some people's minds at night? Were you high when you started this thread, or just bored or what? By the way, if you were high when ya started this, please send me some. Sounds like some good shit.