he can borrow mine

Don't get me wrong. I'm not some kind of weirdo. It's just that sometimes when I'm out and about and I see all these couples I just think: "this sucks me being all lonely while they get to do all that stuff".

I've never even asked a girl out. It just seems so corny to me. I could say: " Do you want to go see a movie?". But I'd feel really corny saying that.

On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
I said, everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, now!
Everything's gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.
---
[Guitar solo]
---
I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darlin', say don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (Little darlin', don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.)

alternatively to solve any issues....:p

Jesus hates Nevada.

I know exactly how you feel, dude.:(

Lets cry together...

you make a great couple :p

What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused:

emptying his ass, preparing for some action.

praying,

hey nyder,
be careful who you have sex with for the first time. There are a lot of women out there who aren't worth shit and once you fuck them, its going to be like you just saw a godess for the frist time. If the person you lose your virginity to is a sucubus then you might end up getting really hurt and turn bitter.

If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that?

Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)

Yummy yum-yum!;)

get a job at the morgue

he SAID he was a virgin, Ive deflowerd 2 boys and both of them thought they were in love afterwards thats all i was getting at.

Yes yes, and that´s all nice and sweet of you to care about his feelings. But don´t expect him to follow your advice just yet.;)

GOODLORD! that sounds good to me. *dreamy* *sigh*









that bag of money of course

I happen to like that song very much............. :p

Too add on this- Yes you have to be yourself, that is the first half. But you also have to find someone who likes you for who you are. If you get with someone who thinks your someone you are not, than the relationship will not work. You got to find that one special girl, do not just settle for whats avaliable.
Regarding " if being yourself doesnt work .. you might want to have a good long look at your personality and figure out whats missing.", this is some bad advice urgeok. If you figure out what is missing, what do you do? Change your personality? It being yourself does not work with one girl, find another one. If she doesnt like you like you are that is her problem, not your's.

we're assuming he's an ok guy with bad luck or shyness issues.
I've seen a lot of people who are too unpleasant to have someone care for them.

if you are generally unlikable .. then i suggest taking a good look at yourself and seeing if positive changes could be made..


thats where i was coming from ..(not that i'm assuming this guy is that way either ... but it's a viable possibility)

I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you.

more like she'll love the car......

You are so wise..

I hate guys with cars

i've got a van baby !

the shaggin wagon,


ohhhh yeahhhhhh

So guys crap standing up with their pants on? That explains alot.

you say you live in california???

whip out my shlong

If a girl likes you BECAUSE you have "a good paying job and a fast fancy car"....You need a different girl....

LMAO!!!! :D gets 'em everytime!!!!!!!

My kinda gal :p ;) :D

if it's sloppy...runs down the leg, catch it in the sock.

LMFAO!!!! Miss J you're killing me!!! :D

what if it's raining and a guy wants to drive you somewhere for the evening?

Wear a wedding ring. Don't get the concept, but women love guys who commit and they love a challenge. Of course, then you will have to fake your divorce to continue the relationship, but you can always use the imaginary wife as an excuse to hang out with your buddies.

Seriosly, you can try learning how to tend bar. It will help you get over being shy. Women have to talk you to get their drink. If they are ordering for themselves, there is a good chance they are alone, most of them flirt to try and get a free drink, if they are still flirting after you make them pay a few times it's just because they like you. Occasionally you even get to play hero and throw out some pushy guy who may be bothering them. Hey, it's your job.

It takes about a day to learn the basics and a few weeks to memorize the basic drinks. You should be able to find some pretty lucrative part time bar tending gigs in CA.

I haven't done it in years, but if I wouldn't want to be single without it.

hey, just save your money :

http://www.mailorderbrides.com/

rofl... they have a forum that says 'COMING SOON!" :D me is gona join up for a laugh and play up.

Hmm. A wedding ring, a car, money, being likable... That is an awful lot of effort.

Well back to the drawing board. :p