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Haunted 03-30-2005 05:42 AM

Re: Re: If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
 
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Originally posted by wufong
trust a woman to ask such a question.
Why are you here? Can't you go somewhere else?

urgeok 03-30-2005 05:51 AM

Re: Re: If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
 
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Originally posted by wufong
trust a woman to ask such a question.
that and ..

'you call that a dick??'

Elzy 03-30-2005 06:06 AM

Re: Re: Re: If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
 
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Originally posted by urgeok
that and ..

'you call that a dick??'

Well woman only say that if there disapointed with what they find and most guys are familiar with the phrase

urgeok 03-30-2005 06:09 AM

Re: Re: Re: Re: If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
 
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Originally posted by Elzy
Well woman only say that if there disapointed with what they find and most guys are familiar with the phrase
well how else would i have known !


i hang my head in shame.

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:19 AM

Just for urge: a wet t-shirt

urgeok 03-30-2005 06:20 AM

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Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Just for urge: a wet t-shirt
now THIS is my kind of woman !!!! :)

a stiff .. willing to get me stiff !!! hahahaa :D

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
now THIS is my kind of woman !!!! :)

a stiff .. willing to get me stiff !!! hahahaa :D


Just for you, urge, and nobody else!!:D :D :D :D

Haunted 03-30-2005 06:22 AM

Old people are funny.:D


Nah...you two are in your prime.

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:26 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Old people are funny.:D


Nah...you two are in your prime.

Damn straight, kiddo!! I'm like a fine wine - the older I get, the better I get. Pretty soon I'm gonna be just outright amazing!:D :D :D :D

Haunted 03-30-2005 06:29 AM

You're pretty cool as it stands, TM.

newb 03-30-2005 06:32 AM

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/jo_wettee.jpg

bloodrayne 03-30-2005 06:33 AM

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Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Damn straight, kiddo!! I'm like a fine wine - the older I get, the better I get. Pretty soon I'm gonna be just outright amazing!:D :D :D :D
Hey...What are you talking about?...You're my age (or pretty damned close to it).....You should come and visit...I'd show you how to have a REALLY good time...

Age is a number,
Maturity is a state of mind,
Youth is a willingness,
to have a good time...;)

There..I just wrote that just for you :)

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
You're pretty cool as it stands, TM.
You're a sweetheart, Haunted, thank you!;)

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hey...What are you talking about?...You're my age (or pretty damned close to it).....You should come and visit...'d show you how to have a REALLY good time...

Age is a number,
Maturity is a state of mind,
Youth is a willingnes,
to have a good time...;)

There..I just wrote that just for you :)

I think I'm about 10 years older than you, honey! I'll be 46 in June. Where do you live? How close are you to Delaware? Let's go - I'm ready to party!:cool:

bloodrayne 03-30-2005 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by taylorsmommy
I think I'm about 10 years older than you, honey! I'll be 46 in June. Where do you live? How close are you to Delaware? Let's go - I'm ready to party!:cool:
Woo Hoo!...Delaware?...I'm about 9 hours from Dover...

Northern Kentucky...All the way at the very top...10 minutes from Cincinnati...It's awesome here...I LOVE being on top;)

You'll have to come on over when you get a vacation :)

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:45 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Woo Hoo!...Delaware?...I'm about 9 hours from Dover...

Northern Kentucky...All the way at the very top...10 minutes from Cincinnati...It's awesome here...I LOVE being on top;)

You'll have to come on over when you get a vacation :)

I notice you didn't answer the age question!:rolleyes:

I don't get vacation again til next year. I used all mine up this year going to Florida to take care of my Mom after she had emergency surgery (2005 hasn't been very good so far). We'll talk!:D

urgeok 03-30-2005 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Just for you, urge, and nobody else!!:D :D :D :D


well that'll give me something to think about the rest of the day !! :)

by the way .. empty your PM box !

i have some sex talk coming your way !!!

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
well that'll give me something to think about the rest of the day !! :)

by the way .. empty your PM box !

i have some sex talk coming your way !!!

Please see new thread titled "help!"

urgeok 03-30-2005 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Old people are funny.:D


Nah...you two are in your prime.


dont make me get out my magic wand !!!

I might be old, but i'm tired !!


wait a sec ..

bloodrayne 03-30-2005 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by taylorsmommy
I notice you didn't answer the age question!:rolleyes:
LOL...That's because you were right...I'm 36

Haunted 03-30-2005 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
dont make me get out my magic wand !!!

I might be old, but i'm tired !!


wait a sec ..

You crack me up

urgeok 03-30-2005 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
You crack me up

that sentence (from a girl) always makes me want to say something naughty in return.

i'll hold the thought for now.


i dont want to tarnsh my saintly image on the Forum.

Elzy 03-30-2005 08:24 AM

oh dear, I feel so young and helpless

taylorsmommy 03-30-2005 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
that sentence (from a girl) always makes me want to say something naughty in return.

i'll hold the thought for now.


i dont want to tarnsh my saintly image on the Forum.

Damn you, urge, you made me spit coffee out my nose!!!:D

urgeok 03-30-2005 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Damn you, urge, you made me spit coffee out my nose!!!:D
i cant imagine why !

friday13thfan 03-30-2005 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Elzy
ahhh last time I left the convosation was surrounding the area of sex. However no one has answered my question can two Zombies have s e x?
watch dead-alive and you will get your answer

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-30-2005 01:15 PM

If there's one thing I want to see more of in today's movies, it's zombie sex.

massacre man 03-30-2005 01:37 PM

nothing but a smile

urgeok 03-30-2005 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
If there's one thing I want to see more of in today's movies, it's zombie sex.

insert joke here :


the ultimate dry humping,

a dead fuck

stiff as a board ...


etc...

mothermold 03-31-2005 01:22 AM

Re: If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
 
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Originally posted by Elzy
What would you want to be wearing then
...a big 'ol viagra induced hard-on,we don't want to take any chances now do we?or a micky mouse suit....either or,what the fuck difference does it make?

ShankS 03-31-2005 02:52 AM

watch Braindead aka Dead Alive... there's zombie humping in that.


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