did i say it was original? no and if that makes you angry then sorry i guess. and urgeok don't tell me your a jesus lover. don't get offenede just wondering

I don't get angry about words posted at Hdc ;)

i'm not a christian at all .. but i wouldn't go posting something that offensive without first prefacing it by saying: "here's something a comedian said that i thought was funny"

and i would quote it completely, not paraphrase it ..
and i would check my spelling ..

ok and in all honesty i did not know that it was used in a stand up bit. me and my friendss were just talking one they when one of them said it out of no where so i used it. but if he wereing doing it it would be funnier

once again i did not know it was from a bit one of my friends said it to me:rolleyes:

you can think for your self, I give you permission

Thats alittle scary

On a side note, I can't remember the guy's name but I believe he died of either cancer or a drug overdose.

So he got what was coming to him.

BILL HICKS! man, it just came to me. He was a funny man. Yes, he is dead but all his stand-up from when daddy bush was in office is still relivant today. "How about a little human fellowship"

There ya go. Yeah, I remember seeing him briefly on that Top 100 Comics on Comedy Central.

Bill Hicks is great. Got what was coming to him?.... :rolleyes:

I could only wish more people were like Bill.

Never really saw his stand-up, only read what Friday13thfan typed...

Didn't think it was that funny, and now he's dead.

I take back NOTHING!!!!!!

Your mother!

Seriously, you shouldn't say someone got what they deserve unless you know them or they're work.

The way Friday put it wasn't in the right context at all.

yeah well you look like harry potter with bleached eyebrows.

the fuck?

damn straight

i was going to say something. but since everyone else gave you a really hard time about stealing someone else work and claiming it as your own, ill leave you be......i thought that hey people dont go hard on him, he might have thought of it himself" but then you had to blow your little lie by saying you were with some friends at the time...geash man heres a hint. if ya wanna lie at least keep it believable.

Yeah! like how "believable" the bible is.

hmm funny how historians can't find any fault with it huh?try as they might.

calm down dear... form sentances... breath.
personally i think most of that is bullshit but if there was a jesus and he spoke like that.. you could make a bloody fortune. cursing jesus dolls.

anyway.. let me tell you from a lapsed "christians" point of view... beening forced go through 12 years of catholic school and having to sit down EVERY BLOODY EASTER to watch the same damn slideshow going through the same damn story while REM -Everybody Hurts plays over the top.. which is then quickly followed by mass telling you what a shitty person you are.....

you get a little bitter.

Holy week my arse. Easter's only good for the chocolate. the end.

Dumb-ass, can I call you dumb-ass? Thanks. Dumb-ass, historians find fault with everything from Genisus to Revelations. The fuckin Bible is no more than a quasi truthful fairy-tale.

you're retarded beyond belief.

call me what you want..harriet potter. but it's clear all the brains in your family went to harry your twin. they are unable to find fault with one thing in the bible. and thats a fact.

did you just say you're retarded beyond belief? man don't be so hard on yourself.

Wow.... Wufong is my hero.

They are unable to find "fault" in the bible? they're unable to find any truth too the bible either.

o really ??????let me see here a few people who had nothing to do with the bible wrote of jesus. 1)Rabbi Eliezer and writers of the Talmud, talk about Jesus and his miracles.
2)Cornelius Tacitus wrote about Jesus and the first century Christians in his Annals.(he wasa roman historian)
3)Thallus, a Samaritan historian, wrote ca. 52 A.D.
4)Suetonius . another roman historian. ( although he doesn't provide direct evidence of jesus. Suetonius does mention a huge population of christians living in rome by 60 ad. a huge enough population that nero blamed the buring of rome on them....)
plus there is more.. do you want any Archaeological evidence or some sceinctific evidence.. all evidence that was once refuted by historians, sceinctist, archaeologist. but is now widly accepted..
i'll end this by qouting a non christian historian..
"A.N. Sherwin-White, a respected classical historian at Oxford says about the book of Acts, "For Acts the confirmation of historicity is overwhelming...any attempt to reject its basic historicity even in matters of detail must now appear absurd."

god bless and have a nice day :D

Go wufong!! ....Go wufong!! ....Go wufong!! ....Go wufong!!

Jeez...This easter thread is still up here?.......It's over already...Let it die....Oh...And since I didn't wish anyone a 'Happy Easter' earlier...Here ya go ;)

None of this is concrete. It's all speculative. Sure Jesus probably lived, but that doesn't mean he was divine.

darling !!! he wassss he wasss !!!
when he put on the sequin dress and the glitter pumps ...

there's simply no other word to describe him !

lmao!!!

Urge, you are too much, but that's why we love you.

i was kind of shooting for lust - but beggars cant be choosers :)

(by the way - c'mon and admit it here and now .... the harriet potter thing is kinda funny - given the circumstances .. :D

Yeah, I guess you're right. Being called Harriet Potter when I'm an actual Witch is sorta funny. However, my brains will be mine.

OMG!....I just heard a lisp in that when I read it...I swear I did....You are SOOO good at conveying very expressionistic impressions over the internet *Just remembered the french thing*...That's not really easy to do ;)

maybe i should tone that one down a bit :D

can you get BR to pencil a little lightning bolt on your forhead for your av ? that would be the shit !! :D

We'll see. It just might be funny.

I'm wondering, though, why he's making reference to Harry Potter. I though that Christians were against Rowling and her characters,

I'm not. I LOVE the Harry Potter books and movies. I can't wait for the new one, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. And it's coming out right around my birthday! ~hint, hint~:D

I guess you could call me an unusual Christian. Very open-minded!

Unusual? Possibly not. Open minded and respectful, now that sounds right.

she's got nice boobs too !