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zwoti 03-16-2005 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
*pokes up head like a gopher*


Boobs? Boobies? Where?

*looks at watch*


where's shanks?

urgeok 03-16-2005 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
What in the hell are umaumaumaumaumaumauma sounds?

vod is completely obsessed with breasts.

those would be the sounds of a baby breastfeeding :D

he'd latch onto Newbs head like a fat kid on a smartie if he thought it was a boob :D

ShankS 03-16-2005 10:20 AM

someone mention boobs?

newb 03-16-2005 10:22 AM

Not to sound homophobic....but I'm gonna pass on any guy sucking on my head.

newb 03-16-2005 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
someone mention boobs?

see....its like ringing the supper bell. :D

Haunted 03-16-2005 10:23 AM

Damnit Newb! I'm the only woman around right now. Let's not talk about boobs.

urgeok 03-16-2005 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Damnit Newb! I'm the only woman around right now. Let's not talk about boobs.
you dont like boobs ?

zwoti 03-16-2005 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
you dont like boobs ?
that's a valid question

ENTITY2000 03-16-2005 10:31 AM

last thread i left was talking about boobs
guess what so is this one, you guys are right
eventually all threads end up about tits.:D :p

Vodstok 03-16-2005 10:35 AM

Speaking of which, last night we were watching dr phil at 10, and they had a woman who was upset that men are only interested in her breasts and not her. Now for starters, in one of the shots they showed her bouncing them to adjust them, she was wearing a plunging neckline and a pushup bra....

That aside, she was a 34 HH! I didnt know such a thing existed....

While that is ridiculously oversized, i couldnt help but feel a little saddened that she was getting them reduced to C cups...

newb 03-16-2005 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Speaking of which, last night we were watching dr phil at 10, and they had a woman who was upset that men are only interested in her breasts and not her. Now for starters, in one of the shots they showed her bouncing them to adjust them, she was wearing a plunging neckline and a pushup bra....

That aside, she was a 34 HH! I didnt know such a thing existed....

While that is ridiculously oversized, i couldnt help but feel a little saddened that she was getting them reduced to C cups...

I'm a little saddened to hear that you watch Dr. Phil.

Vodstok 03-16-2005 10:42 AM

Meh. The wife likes it and i usually happen to be in the room. I like seeing him tear into assholes who bully their wives.


Oh, and good job getting us off the subject of boobs, newb.. thanks a lot.....

urgeok 03-16-2005 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Damnit Newb! I'm the only woman around right now. Let's not talk about boobs.
you know .. this is actually an excellent chance to gain insight into how guys think and act.

probably very educational and a chance for you to offer us advice and share in the learning .. it goes both ways ..

i'm sure once you realize how up front and innocent about all this we really are, there will be a great opportinity to gain each others respect as human beings.



or if you dont want to talk about boobs, we could head straight to asses and legs ...

newb 03-16-2005 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Meh. The wife likes it and i usually happen to be in the room. I like seeing him tear into assholes who bully their wives.


Oh, and good job getting us off the subject of boobs, newb.. thanks a lot.....

Right...BOOBS

btw...our champion,wickerman is gonna cream his shorts when he sees his thread has gone to 7 pages.


pardon my language Haunted.

urgeok 03-16-2005 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Right...BOOBS

btw...our champion,wickerman is gonna cream his shorts when he sees his thread has gone to 7 pages.

.

another example of how he RULES the forum.

something that should be very important for a 33 year old man with a wife of 5 years.

i bet she's proud.



ok .. enough of that...
sorry .

Vodstok 03-16-2005 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
another example of how he RULES the forum.

something that should be very important for a 33 year old man with a wife of 5 years.

i bet she's proud.



ok .. enough of that...
sorry .

He is the horror master.
Its a shame that i am just a fat asshole kid.

WOnt he be thrilled that it turned into a talk about tits and beer and has nothing to do with him at all?

bloodrayne 03-16-2005 11:43 AM

*passes out from the overwhelming level of testosterone in this thread*




By the way...I can't stand ANY kind of beer...Not even the SMELL of it....Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:




How ya like me now?:p


:D

urgeok 03-16-2005 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:
:D [/B]

what a liar :)

newb 03-16-2005 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
*passes out from the overwhelming level of testosterone in this thread*




By the way...I can't stand ANY kind of beer...Not even the SMELL of it....Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:




How ya like me now?:p


:D


Thats my two favorite things in life.




three....thats my three favorite things in life.

bloodrayne 03-16-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
what a liar :)
What a dork :rolleyes:






:D






You guys are only fascinated with boobs because you don't HAVE them...

I DO happen to have them...So...I'm not really all that impressed with boobs overall...

On the OTHER hand, there may be a thing or two that I DON'T possess that.....Well......

:D :D :D

bloodrayne 03-16-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Thats my two favorite things in life.




three....thats my three favorite things in life.

LOL...Hey...Don't forget chicken salad :cool:

newb 03-16-2005 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Hey...Don't forget chicken salad :cool:
FOUR......four favorite things in life.

urgeok 03-16-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
What a dork :rolleyes:

:D


You guys are only fascinated with boobs because you don't HAVE them...

I DO happen to have them...So...I'm not really all that impressed with boobs overall...

On the OTHER hand, there may be a thing or two that I DON'T possess that.....Well......

:D :D :D


aha ..

anyway .. i'm more into ass/legs (which i do have) so there goes your theory.


look at you - calling me names -

never had the attitude before ...
something must have gotten into you ... over and over again :D

newb 03-16-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
What a dork :rolleyes:






:D








On the OTHER hand, there may be a thing or two that I DON'T possess that.....Well......

:D :D :D

Shouldn't that be "IN the other hand".



and you are correct....urge is a dork.:D

Angra 03-16-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
same here. I ignored him, but then curiosity got the better of me and i was wondering what my obvious intellectual superior was going to educate me with next.

I guess im a fat stupid asshole. So is zwoti.

it's a good thing we are from different countries, apparently we are so fat, our collective mass would sink any landmass that we were both occupying at the same time.


THAT`S A HUGE BITCH!!! :D LOL

urgeok 03-16-2005 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Shouldn't that be "IN the other hand".



and you are correct....urge is a dork.:D


why i aughtta !!!

newb 03-16-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok


never had the attitude before ...
something must have gotten into you ... over and over again :D

Perhaps the song should be changed to "Dust IN the Rayne"

Vodstok 03-16-2005 11:57 AM

Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)

newb 03-16-2005 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)

That cleavage is embedded in my brain.;)

bloodrayne 03-16-2005 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by newb
FOUR......four favorite things in life.
Haha...I just heard thunder and lightning...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ri/AQ52626.jpg

urgeok 03-16-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)



u know .. i was thinking the same thing ..

'i dont care about boobs'


"BUT HERE FELLAS, GET A LOAD OF THESE BABIES" !!!

hahahahaahah :)

filmmaker2 03-16-2005 12:03 PM

I LOVE The Count!

I grew up with that crazy guy.

Does anyone remember Morgan Freeman playing Dracula on "The Electric Company?"

urgeok 03-16-2005 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by filmmaker2
I LOVE The Count!

I grew up with that crazy guy.

Does anyone remember Morgan Freeman playing Dracula on "The Electric Company?"


i know he was on EC ..

he said he was drunk the entire time.

bloodrayne 03-16-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)

LOL...You're full of it...That wasn't ME...


PROVE IT!...PROVE IT!!! :p

And anyway...'C's are just average...Nothing to 'brag' about...


OMG...You guys have got ME talking about BOOBS......IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Perhaps the song should be changed to "Dust IN the Rayne"
HAHA...I gotta show him this one:D

Quote:

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I LOVE The Count!

I grew up with that crazy guy.

Does anyone remember Morgan Freeman playing Dracula on "The Electric Company?"

OOOHHH...I loved The Electric Company...

Here's another one for ya...Enjoy...lol...

Kitty 03-16-2005 12:34 PM

Ahha i knew there was a reason that i was a friad of that puppet!
i think it was because i thought he was gay????hmmmm i don't know!!!

ENTITY2000 03-16-2005 12:37 PM

what about burt and earnie, they seem more gay than
the count.

almost 100:D

urgeok 03-16-2005 12:39 PM

i think ernie was straight ... but Burt looked like a seething ball of sexual frustration, ready to explode at any time.

Kitty 03-16-2005 12:46 PM

*giggles*
Thats funny idk why but it is

Yea i think that them 2 and elmo had sex with each other!!!
For some reason i think elmo had a sex change!!!

ShankS 03-16-2005 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
*passes out from the overwhelming level of testosterone in this thread*.....


Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:




How ya like me now?:p


:D

yeah ....yeah whatever...talk to the hand :D

you know damn well, if you was in a room with a chick and naked boobs were hanging out, and you were positive that know one else could see you...curiosity would get the better of you, and you'd be noshing on that pair of love bags...to see what us guys enjoy. :D :D :p ;)

urgeok 03-16-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
yeah ....yeah whatever...talk to the hand :D

you know damn well, if you was in a room with a chick and naked boobs were hanging out, and you were positive that know one else could see you...curiosity would get the better of you, and you'd be noshing on that pair of love bags...to see what us guys enjoy. :D :D :p ;)



they might seem more attractive to her if you didnt call 'em 'love bags' ! hahahaah


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