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Angra 03-09-2005 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by fannyface
Hey Angra. Is your avatar Skeletor? Or is it the Sorceror?

I honestly don´t have a clue who it is?

Just discovered it on Google and thought it looked.... Well.. Ok, i guess.:)

ChEEbA 03-09-2005 02:30 AM

I have a feeling I've seen it on album art someplace....just not sure as to where.

urgeok 03-09-2005 02:48 AM

now .... i was hoping someone could tell me what sex with a real live girl was like ... ?

Angra 03-09-2005 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
I have a feeling I've seen it on album art someplace....just not sure as to where.

Probably a heavy metal album.;) :cool:

urgeok 03-09-2005 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
I have a feeling I've seen it on album art someplace....just not sure as to where.
looks like an old EC comic

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-09-2005 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.


I just want to say that you know you're an attention whore when you love this kind of attention too. :D

you forgot to talk about all my std's though.

urgeok 03-09-2005 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I just want to say that you know you're an attention whore when you love this kind of attention too. :D

you forgot to talk about all my std's though.


well, there goes your valentines day card this year

IDrinkYourBlood 03-09-2005 10:41 AM

I wounder what sex with a hole in the wall would feel like. Probably not very good just be all hollo. I just awnsered my own question didnt I?

Angra 03-09-2005 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I wounder what sex with a hole in the wall would feel like. Probably not very good just be all hollo. I just awnsered my own question didnt I?

If you prefere the missionary position, i´ll suggest making a hole in the ground.;)

Get busy!!:D

Vodstok 03-09-2005 10:48 AM

You okay drink?


Another consideration, if it is an external wall (and some internal), there is a concern of fiberglass insulation. i imagine that would be quite hard on one's willie.

zwoti 03-09-2005 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
You okay drink?


Another consideration, if it is an external wall (and some internal), there is a concern of fiberglass insulation. i imagine that would be quite hard on one's willie.

do people really say willy?

Vodstok 03-09-2005 10:50 AM

never in a serious tone, but yeah.

Angra 03-09-2005 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
If you prefere the missionary position, i´ll suggest making a hole in the ground.;)

Get busy!!:D


You could hump a sandbox in a playground. Don´t mind people staring.;)

IDrinkYourBlood 03-09-2005 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
You could hump a sandbox in a playground. Don´t mind people staring.;)
just run into a sandbox on the play ground and rape a little boy for aout 3 humps long and then take off running. And all this while dressed like a clown. LOL

Angra 03-09-2005 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
just run into a sandbox on the play ground and rape a little boy for aout 3 humps long and then take off running. And all this while dressed like a clown. LOL


Suuure, whatever makes your day, dude.:D


*Picks up the phone and dialing the police*


:D :D :D

IDrinkYourBlood 03-09-2005 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
Suuure, whatever makes your day, dude.:D


*Picks up the phone and dialing the police*


:D :D :D

NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

Angra 03-09-2005 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.


That would strike you as funny??:confused:


I would hunt down that clown and strangle him with his own cock. Trust me.;)

taylorsmommy 03-09-2005 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

Yeah, real funny:mad:

urgeok 03-09-2005 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

yeah, as the father of a 4 year old boy i'd be laughing my ass off as i ripped his throat out with my teeth - as well as the throat of anyone that could possibly think it was funny

ShankS 03-09-2005 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

you're fuckin weird, but then I guess you already knew that.

urgeok 03-09-2005 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
you're fuckin weird, but then I guess you already knew that.
if i didnt realize he was just a kid trying his damndest to be funny ...in the wrongest of ways ...

i'd be in my car heading west right now

IDrinkYourBlood 03-09-2005 11:23 AM

Sorry jeez I didnt mean to offend anyone. I just have a sick scence of humor. :(

ShankS 03-09-2005 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Sorry jeez I didnt mean to offend anyone. I just have a sick scence of humor. :(
I know you do, and I don't let it get to me, but you have to remember there's mums and dads here, who love children to bits and don't wana read shit like that....there's levels of what 'you' think are humor that don't need going to.

Sedated_replica 03-09-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
just run into a sandbox on the play ground and rape a little boy for aout 3 humps long and then take off running. And all this while dressed like a clown. LOL
Thats really fucking horrible.

The "LOL" part makes it even better:cool:

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-09-2005 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Thats really fucking horrible.

The "LOL" part makes it even better:cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...e/6d6ed62f.jpg

Angra 03-09-2005 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...e/6d6ed62f.jpg

Didn´t get it?:confused: :rolleyes:

BH14 03-09-2005 01:59 PM

oh sheesh... another anti-christ?!.... go worship satan then... I wont even ask "Why?".

urgeok 03-09-2005 02:01 PM

i took that to be more of a play on ... everyone dies .. even babies - because god willed it so ...

IDrinkYourBlood 03-09-2005 03:09 PM

whats better then a dead baby in a trash can.






one dead baby in THREE trash cans :D

barbra 03-09-2005 03:18 PM

Re: Whats sex with a________like
 
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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
whats sex with a blow up doll like?
with out the proper lube... you might rub your self raw.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-09-2005 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
whats better then a dead baby in a trash can.






one dead baby in THREE trash cans :D

I used to think the lyrics to "Last Caress" were "I've got something to say, I killed a baby today"

Wait even though it is "your baby" he still says "as long as it's dead" He's still singing about killing a baby right?

Angra 03-09-2005 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I used to think the lyrics to "Last Caress" were "I've got something to say, I killed a baby today"

Wait even though it is "your baby" he still says "as long as it's dead" He's still singing about killing a baby right?


And proceeds with "I raped your mother today".

Such a heart warming song.:cool: :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-09-2005 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
And proceeds with "I raped your mother today".

Such a heart warming song.:cool: :D

Glenn's just a big softy.

Angra 03-09-2005 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Glenn's just a big softy.

Yeah, too bad the song wasn´t longer....:rolleyes:

barbra 03-09-2005 03:36 PM

babies babaies babies

AUSTIN316426808 03-09-2005 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.


after I read this the legalizing murder thread came to mind.

You're completely retarted if you think this is funny in any way what so ever. You say you have ''a sick sense of humor'', I say you're just stupid, I'm not really sure if you're just posting stuff like this in some attempt to be cool or get attention or whether you're just fucking dumb enough to think it's actually funny.

I saw a woman coming down the street screaming for help then the guy caught up to her and killed her and I thought it was entertaining, I even went outside the next day to get the knife.

obviously a bullshit story and an pathetic attempt to be a badass.

Then you post this stupid shit about how hilarious it would be to see a 4 year old get raped in the park. WTF is your problem. If you had a 4 year old and you two were at the park and you turned your head for just a second then you turn back around to see someone rapping him, would you think that's funny you stupid Fuck!

Angra 03-09-2005 04:00 PM

Is it just me, or has this forum become more hateful than ever? At least since the beginning of 2005..:(

barbra 03-09-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
Is it just me, or has this forum become more hateful than ever? At least since the beginning of 2005..:(
conversation between people these days always seems to end in a pissing contest.
child rape is pretty horrible though. they live through that.

BH14 03-09-2005 05:22 PM

No offense to many of you all... I know its a horror forum but I dont understand all the morbid jokes (and even the religious jokes). I dont get it. Between dead babies, child raping, etc.... But I am 24 so I maybe older than many of u all.

And I agree with you Angra... seems to be a lot of hate in this forum.

barbra 03-09-2005 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by BH14
No offense to many of you all... I know its a horror forum but I dont understand all the morbid jokes (and even the religious jokes). I dont get it. Between dead babies, child raping, etc.... But I am 24 so I maybe older than many of u all.
older than me and my birthday is coming up, anyhow joke was the magic word.


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