Let me think about this for a sec.....YES



CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED

meh, you're definately not alone. :p

I'm convinced that anybody can be reprogrammed though. :D

I like a woman to punch me, it's modernist eroticism.

i like to be spanked and talked dirty to!:D

The closest I've come to S&M is getting "little newb" caught in my zipper.










YEOWCH:(

:cool:

it feels really energizing when she knees me in the thigh, and comes down hard with an elbow on the side if my temple.

sounds painful, not enjoyable.:rolleyes:

i'm all for giving a nice spanking .. but no, i could not 'hit' a girl under any circumstances.

i wouldnt hit a guy either, without a damn good reason - worth risking jail time.

and after being beaten, I run outside and shout out "do you feel enrgized??!!!.....I feel ENERGIZED!!!!"

You knew this was coming.





here it comes







pretty soon






OK........here it is





http://i.cnn.net/money/pf/features/p..._energizer.jpg

How about the inventor of pop up ads? I don't care if the culprit was an 8 year old kid. I swear to god, I'd strangle every last bit of life out of that little fucker. :mad:

WHERE IS THAT PINK FELLA AT? I'LL FUCK HIM, HE'LL DO, SHOW ME ALL YOUR PETS. I WANT TO SEE ALL YOUR PINK PET RABBITS



HailSatan

HailHighPriestWise.

i dont go on porno sites much so they really dont bother me :)

I get all these stupid ones from most sites I go to and they fuck up my browser os I have to ctrlaltdelete it.

i really dont use the browser much at all .. other than for Horror.
or IMDB.

I'm in the newsgroups most of my online time.

keep away from microshaft's internet exploder

Heart attack at 80 by - you guessed it - wanking (imagine the power of Viagra in another 50 years!).

Or more likely, suicide once my skin starts to sag too much and bowels start to collapse in on themselves.

Then again, what about the possibility of suspended animation/brain transplants/time reversal pills in 2055?

http://216.247.9.207/ny-best.htm

lol

SOLD!

I'll take two.

one day my boredom is going to completely consume me and I'm going to start doing a bunch of dumb shit like sky diving or bungy jumping and one day the a cord is going to snap,parachute isn't going to work ect. ect.

I wasn't sure which test to take, there were two. I am going in Sept. 8/ 2053 lol.......Great timing.....I won't have to work the next school year :D

Somebody call the police and an ambulance already! A cuckoo ambulance that is.:D ;)

as soon as i press submit reply:(

oh well..... goodbye.

I take this back, I think I'm just going to kill myself now.

What's up?

my ''director''(if that's what you want to call the impotent jackass) and I had a meeting with a agent, which he told me was for 7pm but he was wrong it was for 7am which was 2 and a half hours ago. He called me at about 7:30 to tell me that he got the time wrong, he called the agent in an attempt to beg for a new appointment only to get blown off(which is completely understandable imo). So naturally I'm pissed beyond belief.

And what Shanks said doesn't help either, everything is just fucked right now.

film me in, so you act yeah? I don't really know much about what you do, just chat about films.

writer

ah rightyho, gotcha.

you use different lingo to us brits, so this agent you were supposed to meet with, that was the publishing company yeah?

he works for Dimension films, there was a thread about a month or two ago where urge,Vod and myself were talking about work and I mentioned I was trying to get on with Dimension as an intern, well this was my only chance to do so(at least for awhile anyway) and that fucker ruined it.

too right you should be pissed off.

If it was me I'd attempt to salvage something and contact Dimension personally...shows determination or willingness if you like, and you'd get the answer yourself, instead of through your 'director' , who may not have been appologetic or in the right frame of mind to arrange another meeting.

I just looked at that damn death clock. It says I'm gonna die.....

Saturday, September 1, 2063

that sux, I wanted to at least make it to 90............DAMN CLOCK!

you're absolutely correct and that's just what I'm going to try and do. I don't know how much It'll help but I have to at least try.

The film industry is not populated by people who "give up."

Keep at it! Be friendly yet persistent.

I don't give up on anything!