But you could floss when you were done eating.:)

brotherhood of the chickenskin, unite !!!

LMAO...Yeah...You couldn't resist because you're 'Somewhat Damaged'...lol



BTW...To be perfectly honest...I wouldn't WANT "9 inches"...Shh..Don't tell anyone, but...I don't live by the 'Bigger is better' philosophy...Mine's more like 'BETTER' is better...Know what I mean?...What the hell good is a huge..umm..endowment...If he has no fucking clue how to use it?.........The most impressive sex organ is the brain, in my opinion...Skill, imagination, creativity...You gotta have an awesome brain for that ;)

poor fella's got a small dick eh ?

I GOT A BIG BRAIN

Most woman take one look at my massive brain and gasp.

you really should put the metal plate back on :D

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HAIL SATAN !

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Once again....don't bogart that joint dude.

LMAO @ Newb and Urgeok...You guys are totally cracking me up...As always


and NO, Urge...It is NOT small....It's just perfect...As is the size of his brain:D








@ Draggoon.....Art Forum....Wicked Lady's Art thread...

so he has a small dick ... and he's stupid.


what is he, a drummer or something ?



:D

HAHA...Aren't YOU in a 'mood'?...lol....You just may help me to get him to join this forum after all ;)

Let's just say that he is 'perfectly proportioned' for his 6'2, 225 pound frame...

AND...He is a drummer, but ALSO a guitarist, singer (well, more like 'growler'...lol)...and pretty much everything else, he can actually play ANY instrument...

you know all those drummer jokes dont you ? :)

whats a drummer with no girlfriend : homeless

whats the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band ? :
hey guys can we play one of my songs

etc ... :)

hey, i'm 6'2" as well ... a lot heavier though.

probably from the bigger dick and brain !!

ahahahahhahahahaah :)

Im also 6'2" and 220-230 somewhere in there.


My wife calls me "The Butcher" because i pack so much meat....:D


Not really, but im going to ask her to tonight :D

watch out - she might call you oscar meyer instead...
(dont they make those nice little coctail weiners ? :)

you do know i'm laughing so hard because it's so not true ..? right ...


well except the brain part .. i do have a big brain.

Nope, sorry Oscar Mayer is a regular hotdog (call me Bratwurst. Big white German sausage :))

Thos little ones are "Vienna Sausages". aka "Urge-tubes"

all i can say is ,, thank god i have a skillful tongue !

Girls like guys with skills (napoleon Dynamite)

LOLOL @ skillz

anyway, heres what im doing for vday.

blues clues bandaids - 25 @ 2.50
chuckles the hedgehog - $4.99
giant rice krispy treat - $.99 for bag of marshmallow, $1.50 for one box of rice krispies, miniscule amount of chocolate, butter, and butterscotch chips

? not even $10 i spent but i think its one hell of a present

o ya. i added the pink bow to the hedgehog cuz... well i like pink, had to make it more personal ;)

he's eaither gonna die of a heart attack, or massive cavities

but he'll die a very happy and loved man!