If murder were legal I would need a big rig and a land fill to dipose of a LOT of bodies.:D

I'm still waiting for my Best original Screenplay oscar, 3 inches(height) and Super Bowl tickets.

Satan exists i saw him at k-mart buying laundry detergent then he splashed bleach in my eyes then he stole my shoes,coat,hat,wallet, and my soul

You know, any form of killing that you legalized wouldn't be murder, since murder is the unlawful killing of a human being. Executions, killings by police and citizens in self defense are all homicides but not murders. Accidents are obviously not murder, either.

In some places in the U.S. you can kill someone for stealing your car or breaking into your house; in others it's murder and you will be charged. Personally I think that if we killed more criminals there would be less crime, but that's beside the point.

Of course things could easily go too far. There's a small town in Wyoming called Pinedale. Until recently when someone killed their spouse in a domestic argument, they called it a "Pinedale Divorce" and usually didn't prosecute.

Now, what they should do is bring back dueling. People would be a lot more polite.

Well that's my random thought for the day.

By the way I was under the impression that most Satanists are actually atheists.

Satanists worship satan, athiests don't even believe in him

athiests dont believe in Satan - which most christians would take to be pretty much the same thing as following....
if you arent playing on one team, then you're playing for the other - unwittingly or not.

I don't see to much logic in believing in one and not the other.

there isnt any ...

cant have ying without yang

well from what my friend tells me sananism is not really worshiping the devil but its more about thinking of yourself as your own god but i dont know to much about that i think what kemal said about it being athesist makes alot of sence because most of the so called satan worshipers i know arnt really worshiping satan there more aganist god then for the devil but what ever. and to me the whole ying yang isnt true. because to me its not the evil things make me appreacate the good more its more of a develpoment thing you live in a one room apparment you want to move to a house you have a shitty car you want a new car

the only thing making things look like less then they are is the fact that we know theres something better out there.

by the way im not relegious at all and im not aganist it i just dont care enough to give a shit about any of it im all about living to make people happy as well as making yourself happy

being atheist doesn't mean you're against God, it means you don't believe in God at all.

well i should have explained my self more

but in my exparence people i know hate/dont belive in god because 9 times out of 10 they where pressured in to it as a child and now have problems whith there parents so they turned away from god so alot of these pissed off teens start worshiping the devil as a immature way to piss off mom and dad. so in this sence they are not worshiping satan just being aganstist religian

thois is not the case for every one but alot of the people ive met over the years

ps sorry about the spelling

Yeah, this whole Satan thing's just a passing fad.

First it was pogs, then the Crash Test Dummies and now this...

a lot of the 'adults' do it for the same reason ..

to be different .. to be interesting ...
getting older and (sometimes) taller .. doesnt always indicate 'growing up'

ya dont forget power rangers and turtles

ya i just glad someone made sence of what i posted i wasnt sure if it made sence to anyone but me

Didn't wanna go back that far, but yeah totally.

Ya know what I miss seeing? Those slap bracelets.
Those things were REAL stupid.

oh i hated those things

To kind of keep the thread topic in mind, I'd like to "murder" those people.

Eh? EH?





eh...

Agreed, that would be fucking great
.

I'd just be walking home from work. And
Boom, a duel breaks out. Someone ends up shot or stabbed and I get a cool story too tell. :cool:

hahaha yeah but if i ever got into a duel i'd lose to the extreme. My reaction time is so slow. And if someone near me was dueling id get shot by a stray bullet because i have bad Karma like that :(

do you have too explain it? you're a dumbass, is that better for you?

I knew these would come in handy

*People who smoke whilst pregnant, or in the direct presence of children. I'm sick of seeing this shit.
Smoking whilst pregnant is self explanatory - the SHIT you put into your body while pregnant WILL effect the child in some way.
For the parents,
If they're at home,they should go outside to smoke, or into a room to which the child has no access.
If they're out with their child, too fucking bad - no matter how much they want it, they should prioritise,and accept that their drug habit (which is what it IS) is NOT as important as the health of their child.
For this point, I'm referring only to those smokers that choocse to ignore these simple rules.

*Arsonists

*Sexual Predators, rapists, pedophiles.


*People who have commited violent (non-lethal) crimes 3 times or more.
*Drink Drivers, or those that drive under the influence of ANY illicit substance. Fucking irresponsible filth...this would be another "3 strikes" crime, unless it resulted in the death of innocents.


*People who abuse or kill animals for amusement, or use them for sexual gratification.
An animal should only be killed when it's a matter of survival, the sexual gratification thing goes without saying.

*Murderers - excluding those that have killed for any of the above-mentioned reasons.



I think that when the abovementioned acts have been commited, they should be released into the public, with a red flashing light irremovably installed into the front of their hand, Logans Run style.
The light would indicate that you could kill this person without any legal implications whatsoever.

i agree with all those .. but we really have to include litterers

And those old ladies who put sweaters on their dogs.

Bitches.

you really think littering merits death?

sure, why not?

I guess so, it just sounds a little harsh.

you see someone drop a Popeye's cup and you blow their head off. that doesn't sound a bit over doing it.

sounds hilarious.

Besides, it's not like you'd get murdered when you drop something. You'd probably have a gun pointed at your head and told to pick it up though.

it actually does sound funny.

and I don't know what I was thinking, littering messes up the world even more than it already is so what the hell kill the fuckers.

that's the spirit.

BOO!

public isn't the only place your reaction time is bad

If murder was legal, everyone would be dead. And I'd probably be the first to go, because there's absolutely nobody in the world who gets along with me...well except my parents.

heh few people get along with me. There are definately some that would consider murder.

it is one of the most ignorant unthinking disrespectful loathesome acts there is.

i get along with almost everyone ...
except insufferable assholes.

ok, i dont get along with anyone.

Sounds like a damn fine idea...:p

More:

*People who pollute the sea (Death dependant upon how large the scale.)
*Those that kill animals for money, only using minimal parts of them, and discarding the res like junk. (Instant death)

*Those who choose to sit right next to you in a movie theatre, especially a relatively empty theatre...these two airhead teenage bitches came and sat right the fuck next to me and my girl one time...we moved n shit, but I think My girlfriend should have had the right to knock their fucking teeth out...my personal space, if you're not her - stay the FUCK out of it. Death to repeat offenders.

People are to stupid to be that free. It'll just turn the world into a shittier place where fucking idiots are blowing people's heads of for dumb shit like littering (wtf???). There is legalized murder and it's called the death penalty.

I spit on the ground, should I be killed?

I already know what you're going too say MurderDoll, thats not original either