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ChEEbA 12-23-2004 06:08 PM

Fool....it aint just for that....
True, it aint really MEANT to be used on ones face...but, yknow...I was a friggin 16 year old who got a badass rash every time I shaved...I was thinking outside the square and all...

FairyKorpes 12-23-2004 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
Yeah, if you use the cream, it grows back HARDCORE, like....3-4 times faster than a shave.
Not for me it doesn't. Plus i don't get the growing back itchies that shaving gives you.

ChEEbA 12-23-2004 06:11 PM

Nah, don't lie....you know you're something like a werewolf now...

urgeok 12-23-2004 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
you actually tried muff removal cream on your face?!? I was friggin joking about it lol

do you know that there is an actual section in Shoppers Drug Mart called 'Muff Removal Cream' !

right below the 'Dirty Ass Itch Cream' section.

ChEEbA 12-23-2004 06:12 PM

Just like there's a hair removal cream called "nads"....HAha

FairyKorpes 12-23-2004 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
Nah, don't lie....you know you're something like a werewolf now...
I swear to god that my clit drops off....no change has occured since using this instead of shaving lol

ChEEbA 12-23-2004 06:13 PM

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I swear to god that my clit drops of

...WELL, you call that normal?!?

ShankS 12-23-2004 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
do you know that there is an actual section in Shoppers Drug Mart called 'Muff Removal Cream' !

right below the 'Dirty Ass Itch Cream' section.

itchy ass is only solved with a good scratch, no cream satisfies an ass itch.

urgeok 12-23-2004 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
itchy ass is only solved with a good scratch, no cream satisfies an ass itch.
those wire brushes are good too .. get the long handled kind so you can get that nagging colon - way up in there.

ShankS 12-23-2004 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
those wire brushes are good too .. get the long handled kind so you can get that nagging colon - way up in there.
wire...fuck that , thats gona rip skin off. lol

FairyKorpes 12-23-2004 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
...WELL, you call that normal?!?
Ugh, lol If i'm lieing, then it will fall off. Nevermind lol.

urgeok 12-23-2004 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
wire...fuck that , thats gona rip skin off. lol

wear dark coloured undies - so the blood doesnt show.

FairyKorpes 12-23-2004 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
wear dark coloured undies - so the blood doesnt show.
That reminds me of the days when i thought the esophagus was called the colon. Well, i would get heartburn all the time, to which i would say " gawd all mighty my colon is killing me":(

urgeok 12-23-2004 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
That reminds me of the days when i thought the esophagus was called the colon. Well, i would get heartburn all the time, to which i would say " gawd all mighty my colon is killing me":(

i'm pretty grateful my colon doesnt reach up into my mouth ...
As if a burp wasnt bad enough normally ...

massacre man 12-23-2004 06:32 PM

eat his arm's off so he can't write more poems

urgeok 12-23-2004 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by massacre man
eat his arm's off so he can't write more poems


that train left the station 4 pages ago !

massacre man 12-23-2004 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
that train left the station 4 pages ago !
i want the money for my ticket back and im on page 3

bloodrayne 12-23-2004 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by massacre man
i want the money for my ticket back and im on page 3
LOL...I had an update..But, I think it got overlooked..Someone should have started a 'Razors versus depilitory creams' thread...lol

massacre man 12-23-2004 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I had an update..But, I think it got overlooked..Someone should have started a 'Razors versus depilitory creams' thread...lol
still eat his arms

Gren the cake 12-23-2004 07:06 PM

wait

so u use the nair... EVERYWHERE???

i mean on the top ok but everywhere that scares me! if i have an accident, BR and FK r in for it BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

no for real. im really fancying the idea now.. thats a good idea to wait till after a shower

but heres the thing with me. cuz u know the sensitive skin thing? i always use nair BEFORE the shower. that way my skin is dirty so i have a nice coat of WHATEVER on my skin and it just hits the hair

i gues i can spot test lol. but ill hafto wait a few days for some more growth. that thing ways like 1/4 inch of hair at least? mannnnnnnn i just shaved too LOL ARGH!!

DraculaInDallas 12-23-2004 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
there's only one thing you can do:
Have loud obnoxious sex with him...twice

Just make sure he's wearing a flak jacket to protect his ribs and keep your boots on so you don't slice him to shreads with those lethal toe nails :p ;) :D

ShankS 12-24-2004 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Just make sure he's wearing a flak jacket to protect his ribs and keep your boots on so you don't slice him to shreads with those lethal toe nails :p ;) :D
arghghgghrrghrrghh... bloodrayne you aint got long toe nails have you? :(

FairyKorpes 12-24-2004 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
wait

so u use the nair... EVERYWHERE???

i mean on the top ok but everywhere that scares me! if i have an accident, BR and FK r in for it BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

no for real. im really fancying the idea now.. thats a good idea to wait till after a shower

but heres the thing with me. cuz u know the sensitive skin thing? i always use nair BEFORE the shower. that way my skin is dirty so i have a nice coat of WHATEVER on my skin and it just hits the hair

i gues i can spot test lol. but ill hafto wait a few days for some more growth. that thing ways like 1/4 inch of hair at least? mannnnnnnn i just shaved too LOL ARGH!!

I would suggest having a bath first, then put it on. A shower, i don't think will give your skin the same result. It's just like before men have a shave, the barber will put a warm towel on their face. It opens the follicle.

I know what you are saying though, the layer is protecting your skin. But if you are sitting in a nice warm bath, the skin is more accepting lol. That's why when i do it, it doesn't burn. I swear by it, really lol.

bloodrayne 12-24-2004 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
arghghgghrrghrrghh... bloodrayne you aint got long toe nails have you? :(
LOL...They aren't really 'long'...They are...hmm...How do I describe them?....Ever seen a panther's claws...Or a raven's talons?...They are very pointy, almost cyllindrical, and always painted black...So, Drac's 'description' was probably best..."lethal"



I think they're cool...Sergio says they're 'creepy'....lol...Hmm...Maybe they ARE 'creepy and that's WHY they're 'cool' ;)

ShankS 12-24-2004 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...They aren't really 'long'...They are...hmm...How do I describe them?....Ever seen a panther's claws...Or a raven's talons?...They are very pointy, almost cyllindrical, and always painted black...So, Drac's 'description' was probably best..."lethal"



I think they're cool...Sergio says they're 'creepy'....lol...Hmm...Maybe they ARE 'creepy and that's WHY they're 'cool' ;)


so how do ya manage to stop making holes in the ends of your socks :D

bloodrayne 12-24-2004 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by ShankS
so how do ya manage to stop making holes in the ends of your socks :D
They're fishnet stockings...They already HAVE 'holes' in them...My toenails stick through the netting...That creates an interesting effect, too...lol ;)

ShankS 12-24-2004 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
They're fishnet stockings...They already HAVE 'holes' in them...My toenails stick through the netting...That creates an interesting effect, too...lol ;)

lol :D

urgeok 12-24-2004 10:38 AM

feet totally gross me out.

this is the first truely offensive thread i've seen here.

i'm gonna ralph

bloodrayne 12-24-2004 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
feet totally gross me out.

this is the first truely offensive thread i've seen here.

i'm gonna ralph

LMAO...I HAVE to get a picture of my toenails for ya now:D :p

bloodrayne 12-24-2004 11:33 AM

@Urge...Since you can't handle FEET..I decided to go easy on ya and just give you toes...lol


Left foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ftfoottoes.jpg
Right foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ghtfoottoe.jpg
Here's a view from the top, right foot:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...toetopview.jpg

And for Shanks...This is what I was talking about...lol:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oesfishnet.jpg

The best lighting is outside, so I had to take the pix in the snow...lol

Aren't they just so wickedly, creepy, cool?:cool: :D :p

Gren the cake 12-24-2004 02:07 PM

OK so im gona try the bath thing. well, i dunno how to plug the bathtub so im just gona do the warm towel thing

but.. do u put it EVERYWHERE????? or just on top. know what i mean. like some parts rm ore sensitive and junk???

:eek: who woulda thought we'd be sharing beauty tips on this. i mean dayum. YUCKOZ!!!

oh yeh. im using nair 4 minute solution. i guess that means its stronger..... perhaps i should try a 10 minute for this more 'sensitive' area?????

ShankS 12-24-2004 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
@Urge...Since you can't handle FEET..I decided to go easy on ya and just give you toes...lol


Left foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ftfoottoes.jpg
Right foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ghtfoottoe.jpg
Here's a view from the top, right foot:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...toetopview.jpg

And for Shanks...This is what I was talking about...lol:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oesfishnet.jpg

The best lighting is outside, so I had to take the pix in the snow...lol

Aren't they just so wickedly, creepy, cool?:cool: :D :p

omg bloodrayne you've got werewolf feet, they aint hairy aswell?

bloodrayne 12-24-2004 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
omg bloodrayne you've got werewolf feet, they aint hairy aswell?
lmao...Nope...Completely smooth :)




@ Fluff...I put the Nair EVERYWHERE;)

Gren the cake 12-25-2004 01:29 PM

everywhere.. ok that was the answer i was loookin for. i was gona PM the both of u in case u didnt get it LOL

ugh. im so scared. but im gonna try :(

hey. i mentioned eralier i use 4 minute stuff. do u think i sohuld use 10 minute stuff? like im guesing the 4minute stuff is stronger. but i havent had a problem with it. and it doesnt seem to sting too much??? i mean i gues i could go out and get some 10 minute but shit i already haev the 4 ya nkow?

EEEK!!!!

bloodrayne 12-25-2004 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
everywhere.. ok that was the answer i was loookin for. i was gona PM the both of u in case u didnt get it LOL

ugh. im so scared. but im gonna try :(

hey. i mentioned eralier i use 4 minute stuff. do u think i sohuld use 10 minute stuff? like im guesing the 4minute stuff is stronger. but i havent had a problem with it. and it doesnt seem to sting too much??? i mean i gues i could go out and get some 10 minute but shit i already haev the 4 ya nkow?

EEEK!!!!

Well..If you EXPECT the burn, it isn't so bad...Just try not to get it anywhere that you don't HAVE to (obviously)...The first few times you may be sore for a couple of days...If it starts to get too hot, just wash it off, of course...Like I said, some people's skin is more sensitive than others, so it really will be an experiment...I wouldn't leave it on any longer than recommended, the first time...Just kinda see how it goes, use some common sense...Be careful with it.......I have found that the hair stays gone for a LOT longer than when it's shaved...I only shave if I'm in a big ass hurry...So, I'm used to the Nair...If you like it, you'll get used to it, too...Then all of this won't be such an issue...I WOULD make sure that it's for sensitive skin, and if something DOES go wrong, it helps to have something with aloe around, Solarcaine is awesome.....But, for God's sake, if it burns (to the point that you can't handle it), Do NOT put lotion on it, whatever you do...

I use the Nair for sensitive skin, with baby oil in it...I have extremely sensitive skin, and it doesn't bother me...But, then again, I've probably built up a tolerance to it...

I hope this helps :)

Gren the cake 12-25-2004 01:51 PM

ya it does help. yeh i once burned my arms real bad LOL i had like 5 bandaids on each arm. but they were blue clues and barbie so it was a bit of a fashion statement

neway. ill hafto give it a few days, but ill try it LOL. and u will be the FIRST TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!

:) LOL. ugh, im scared. but ya. shaving i hafto shave like every other day. but would be nice to get it really nice for a good while!!!

dudes love the chicken skin.! that and i think pubeys is just plain ugly!!!! UGWEE even

o. i have sensitive skin supposedly but i have a high threshhold for pain. even when i was little. but i think its also the fact that i tend to forget about stuff, start wandering.. KINDA LIKE NOW IM SUPPOSDE TO BE GETTIN READY!!!! BYEEEEEE

urgeok 12-25-2004 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
ya it does help. yeh i once burned my arms real bad LOL i had like 5 bandaids on each arm. but they were blue clues and barbie so it was a bit of a fashion statement

neway. ill hafto give it a few days, but ill try it LOL. and u will be the FIRST TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!

:) LOL. ugh, im scared. but ya. shaving i hafto shave like every other day. but would be nice to get it really nice for a good while!!!

dudes love the chicken skin.! that and i think pubeys is just plain ugly!!!! UGWEE even

o. i have sensitive skin supposedly but i have a high threshhold for pain. even when i was little. but i think its also the fact that i tend to forget about stuff, start wandering.. KINDA LIKE NOW IM SUPPOSDE TO BE GETTIN READY!!!! BYEEEEEE


i watch blues clues every day with my kid.

Steve looks like a child molester

FairyKorpes 12-25-2004 03:50 PM

It doesn't burn when i do it. But the bath helps that.

Gren the cake 12-25-2004 07:16 PM

my cousin told me that the bules clues guy is actually pretty hot when hes in normal clothes and not acting all geeky.

i guess kinda like the napoleon dynamite guy

but then again, shes got awful taste. she thinks everyone is cute or pretty , just to be nice.


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