I can totally see you do that. I think im gonna use that from now on. Thanks Sam! :D

How many guys have you slept with?:rolleyes:

Around 50 for me






































:D

Wait...was I number 38 or 39? Or 38 AND 39?! :D

I believe 37. Geez! HAHAH

Will you please stop hitting me?
hmmmmm Im obviously hitting you for a reason, so I will decide when its time to stop.

Did you kill our dog?
*eating what could be a hot wing* Ummmmmm nope.

Why did you throw shit on our car?
Because you dumbass, just because my yard is across from the vets office does not make this the public restroom for your pet.

I also hate the hair question......
My head is shaved and they ask me what I did to my hair. Im like WTF? do you not notice that its all gone? what do you think I did to it?

You fuking deserved it tho arioch you cut all that shit off just so people would ask you attention grubbing whore

HAHA i kid i kid

i hat the question

are yall twins?? (ok for everyone that doesnt know i have an i dentical twin)

i usually say twin i have a twin??

or somethin clever like

no this is my dad

i for real want to kick those people who ask because it is already blatenly obvious:mad: :mad:

Umm...Did you get too close to an incinerator and burn it all off?...Get it caught in a fan and ripped out?...Were you half swallowed by some big alien thing and it's stomach acid ate it off?...Lawnmower run over your head?...Hey, this is kinda fun...I could do this all day, but I won't...Anyway...Now I now why people ask :p :)

Hey Jeff...Is Josh your twin?



:p




*laughing REALLY hard right now*



Sorry...You kinda MADE me do it;) :D

Or the ever present, are you a skin head? Ugh no