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KRUGERKID13 08-18-2004 10:18 PM
did ya do her

Wicked Lady 08-19-2004 01:30 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by juanhacko
I can remember several--one horror related.

My girlfriend's mother ask what movie her daughter and I were going to see--remember this was the early 1960's--I said "The Killer Screws". (should have been 'Killer Shrews."

I was very drunk in a bar I'd never been in before, I couldn't remember if the waitress's name was Regina or Virginia--so I called her--Vagina. (asked to leave)

Working in an employment agency--intended to ask very attractive Hispanic female if she was bilingual--ask if she was bisexual instead--luckily she laughed.
BAHAHAHAHA
nice


lol, mom, you got me laughing about that book again lmao!:D

man, I know I've said several funny things due to Freudian Slips but I can't think of any right now! WAAAAH

bloodrayne 08-19-2004 04:29 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
lol, mom, you got me laughing about that book again lmao!:D
LOL...I forgot that YOU heard that one, too...I guess when I slip up, EVERYONE has to witness it...It figures... :rolleyes: :)

bloodrayne 07-03-2005 07:54 PM
HaHa...Another one just happened...



We just got back from getting ICEEs...I noticed that our cups had game pieces on them, so it went like this:



Me: Hey guys, peel that thing off your cup and see if you won anything

Seri: Mine just says something about a cruise...What can you win that's good?

Me: Oh...Nevermind...It's just a thing for Cannibal Cruises....

Seri: Mom...I think your brain is messed up...

Everybody: *laughing*


Of course...I meant to say, "Carnival Cruises"

Elvis_Christ 07-03-2005 09:20 PM
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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I was going to ask this one girl if I could borrow a pen, but what came out was "I'd like to have anal sex with you, please."
:D lol

urgeok 07-04-2005 07:02 AM
i was present when this happened ...

a friend of mine went to the same girls as i did to get his hair cut.
So we both new her very well..

he called while i was at my place and asked for an appointment to get a haircut and blow job.

this is something that would be easy to laugh off now - but when this happened we were both around 17 - and he almost died of embarrasment

bloodrayne 07-28-2006 02:59 PM
I'm bumping this just cuz it was funny...And we have so many new people now...I figured we could get some funny new stories :)

crabapple 07-28-2006 03:50 PM
I like the scene in "Jurassic Park" with the "ride" that takes you on a tour around the laboratories, and the lawyer looks at the scientists behind the glass and asks, "Are they...auto...erotica?"

Miss Olivia 07-28-2006 04:29 PM
I was going camping with some friends, and we were packing up the car. I was going downstairs with a last armload of stuff, and my friend's boyfriend went to hand me a flashlight. I cuoldn't get my hand free and I was going to drop stuff, so I yelled, "Just stick it in me!" I had meant to say stick it in my bag, but that's not what came out. I ended up dropping everything anyway, because everybody was rolling on the floor after that.
It's terrible what impatience will make you say.:o

PR3SSUR3 07-28-2006 07:12 PM
I once instructed a girl to suck my coke.

:eek:


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