Im a KING CRAB BIATCH!!!!!!!!

But that fiddler crab looks pretty cool, i could fuck some shit up with that one HUGE claw....that would be cool....definitly a crab tho...

Go with the king crab. Fiddlers have a relatively huge claw, but they are only about an inch or two across. The lobster would smack him up.

So ... can I be a crayfish with penis envy? What the fuck? :D

Yes you can, Crawdaddy :D

We will call you Pinchy Jack, the crawfish with a heart of gold:
http://www.howe.k12.ok.us/~jimaskew/crayfish.jpg

Yay! And remember, I don't want nobody pinching my tail or sucking my head.

Oddly enough, I DO want people doing that to me.:D

Behold.......


PINCHY JACK!

Too damned funny...Need to breathe...lol

I just wanted to see if stingy had seen this yet.


BTW, all of my "Photos" are in my gallery now, for all to see at any time :)

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! I love it! Me on a crawdad body. Too bad you couldn't have used my airport face, though. <hint hint>