LMAO @ Stingy Jack:D

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I got a kick out of read9ng that! you must have been laughing so hard!

I don't know if I can say the worst thing I've ever done without everyone here hating me. I don't know if I can even remember the worst thing I've ever done. I'm pretty good at blocking out memories.

I do have one that I can share.

I was 17 years old. I was at a friend's birthday party. He always had the biggest parties out of anyone I knew. He was one of those guys who managed to transcend social barriers and befriend all different classes and cliques of people. There were about 100 people there, and 2 kegs. All just details, not really too signifigant to the story.

One of my so-called "friends" (I hated his guts) was trying to get a girl into bed. I was very attracted to this girl, though it was the first time I had met her. I decided to steal the girl from him. She wasn't really attracted to him in the first place, though the only reason she came to the party was to hang out with him.

I swept her off of her feet. I wooed her, I did my best to be a gentleman. I convinced her to come home with me. She didn't have any place to stay, as the person who brought her to the party ditched her. You should have seen the look on my friends face, I'll never forget it. He looked pissed off and dissapointed all at the same time. I almost felt sorry for him, but this was revenge for many, many cases of petty thievery on his part.

I was a virgin before that night. I talked her into having sex with me. I used my depression to my advantage. Believe me guys, that works VERY well with the ladies, though it makes you feel like a complete asshole.

The "relationship" lasted four days. It turns out that I wasn't the only one who was horribly depressed. In the end though, I used that same depression to get myself out of the situation.

I regret what I did with every ounce of my soul. I wish that I had not lost my virginity in such a manner. I still can't forgive myself for being such a manipulative asshole. It's completely out of character for me.

That's just the tip of the iceberg too. If there IS a Hell, then I know that I'm going there. Fortunately, that's all a bunch of bullshit.

Okay, Vod and Stingy's stories were both funny as hell. (Especially Stingy's, I wanna try that now! LMAO!)

Ege, I wouldn't get so down on yourself about having 1 one night stand. (I know some people that have had dozens and they seem to carry on without a care in the world. Besides, and I'm making assumption here, it's not like you raped her. She was a consenting and willing participant. If I were you, I wouldn't feel bad about it.)



Okay, here's mine....

When I was at my first day of high school (9th grade, 1994), I was sitting in my desk. I leaned forward to grab a book off of the floor and while I was doing so, I let a very loud fart rip. (I didn't do it on purpose, it just escaped when I leaned over.) Needless to say I was quite embarrassed. (Who wants to be dubbed the 'Fart' kid on their first day at a new school?) I noticed everyone seated in front of me (I was in the second to back row because my last name starts with a 'W'), turning around to see where the loud burst of noise and semi-lethal odor came from and what came next was a stroke of genius. Before anyone could really point the finger or identify a culprit, I quickly turned around too. (As if I was wondering about the noise and smell just as much as everyone else.) There was only one person behind me and it was a big fat girl named Crystal Wirtz. Since there was no one behind her, she ended up getting blamed for it by everyone in the class! She then went on to hate me for it for the next 4 years, but hey... at least I wasn't the 'Fart' kid. :D

Wow! I just realized I have never really told anyone that story. It feels kinda good to let it out. LOL.

P.S. Sorry about runing your high school career Crystal Wirtz.

Awwww.. I WAS that fart kid.

In sixth grade, my nickname, even by some of the teachers, was Gasmaster.
I blew up in class one day, and the nickname stopped. It's not cool to have homicidal thoughts about a teacher, about anyone, when you're 12 years old.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up, but a lot of shit happened in those 4 days. I never once yelled at her, even raised my voice at her, and it definitely was NOT rape.

She came back 3 months later and tried to tell me she was pregnant with my kid. Stupid fucking bitch wasn't even pregnant.

I guess I don't feel TOO bad, seeing as she got me back for it (though what she did was much worse).

crabs?

Haha...

NEIN.

No, she tried to fake a pregnancy.

:eek: you dropped one in without a hat?

depressed AND crazy!

Actually, I didn't. Every time we had sex, she made me stop after an hour.

Yes, an hour wasn't enough for me. It seems I have the opposite problem of most men.

:( Im sad because I've never done anything that bad.

I actually cant think of anything. :(