way into giving her some real lovin and having to say..

"oh...... I need a shit."

nasty

true

Not so much as someting I said, but something I did, and have done it a few times....

My gf was giving me head and I was all relaxed and just couldn't help myself but to let out a big ole fart....

That's happened a few times.... Instant mood killer for her....

kpro that is DISGUTSTING!!!

...

and there goes my dinner :mad:

HAHAHAHA what can I say....

Hell It's not like I could help it anyway, there's just something about a warm mouth that relaxes the body....

Ok well I'll shut up now:D

Hey, it DOES happen. It really sucks, but it's unpreventable. When you're that relaxed, you don't even feel it coming most of the time.

Heh, I said "coming".

Wow, so Mallrats was based on actual events.... ;)

Hahahahaha. This thread is beautiful. I thought about Mallrats with the whole farting duing oral thing. That hasn't ever happened to me, but I would prabably puke if it did.