are you auditioning for the next godzilla movie?

I couldnt shag a bloke. Too hairy!!

Edit: too much information.

LOL!! Well, its true!!

I would not suggest you fininding yourself a female of a nationality which are hairy either then....or something

Actually, what I had posted was too much. You don't even want to know what I edited out.

but we remember what you said..

just pretend its a chick with a realllllllllllly ugly fur coat on. you'll be ok.

While sleeping one day , the National Enquirer snuck up on Bigfoots Sugah Daddy and snapped this "hair raising" photo.

...sounds scary. don't do it.... Maybe a blindfold and gloves would help...hehe