This is absolutly g-r-o-s-s. This coming from a man who has no problem watching others suffer and die without mercy. I am not a cave man, I've evolved past that like the rest of you should have. Theres a new, no, actualy its been out for quite some time, invention that called a 'tissue'. I us a tissue, any other way is just gross, something a primate would do.

I used to be able to blow a mean snotrocket, but not lately.

I miss you, snotrockets!

So have I, but there are places that a tissue can't reach. Also, when you get those dried up, crusty ass boogers, a tissue just doesn't cut it. You about need a knife to get some of those bastards out.

That's what a tissue is for? All these years, I've been misusing them! :eek:

tissue...or my sleeve, or if I'm really desperate...somebody elses sleeve.