There was this one time when a zombie walked up to me and tried to bite me, I kicked it in the balls and the fell off. Then the zombie fell over and didn't budge an inch after that. It was the oddest situation I have ever been in.

I felt one pulling on my dress. I turned around kicked him you know where and then give him an uppercut.

He was out cold.

He won't fool with this old broad no more!::wink::

lol

Just because I am a woman, don't think I can't be tough, especially with zombies.

I was just laughing at the part " No one messes with this old broad!".

Well! I am! LOL!

But you would think that these zombies would have respect for a lady, young or old!

Always have an exit in every room. You're in an elevator when the outbreak hits you're finished.

Buy a pet. Cats sense impending disaster.

Speakin' of the big ZA...y'all heard that NASA wantsta bring an asteroid to earth? Or the new face eatin' incident in FL ? To me that's one of the ways the infection begins, space rocks... The in guy FL was eatin' somebody's face off in the driveway...cops used a stun gun and copdog on 'em....and he still wouldn't stop eatin'! Zombie!

You guys are silly, talking about being a crack shot with a riffle. If you're in the center of a ring of zombies, 100 yards thick, all 360 degrees, coming from EVERY direction... you can't run, and fighting is a useless gesture. ::stick out tongue::

You need a good shelter or a helicopter.