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potato gun is a length of pvc pipe (about 3-4'), with the outside tapered on one end, and a chamber on the back end, with a cap and a gas-grill lighter. You jam a potato into the open end and ram it down (the taper around the end cuts off any excess potato so it makes an airtight seal). Then you remove the cap, fill the chamber with some really cheap hairspray (like aquanet), screw the cap on real quick, point it away from anything that may cause a lawsuit, then push in the lighter button.
It makes a loud "WHAP!" sound, and send the tater flying hundreds of feet. here is what one looks like: |
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Thanks. Theres something else, I can't remember what its called but I make them all the time to blow up old cars in the junk yard. To get a easy-to-break glass bottle, fill it with gass, soak a sock in gas and plug it in the top of the bottle, light up the tip of the sock sticking out, throuh the bottle and it should bust when it hite something if you through it hard enough and then "bam!" Blow up.
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Well, I'm going to go make one of those guns now. Theres a certain friend who's been pissing me off. He can kiss his windows good-bye.
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i would shove it through their eye |
I say cook it, mash it, and mix in some finally ground glass from a few busted lightbulbs.
A few meals of that will eventually take its toll..... *love slow torture* |
Make them eat all the Green chips out of the bag.
The ass thing that would be bad too. |
I would put toothpick arms and legs on a potato, then draw a little face on it and place it on my victim's pillow with a sign that says: "This is you!"
Someone did that to me before, and I ran away screaming "AIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" |
you could always ferment the potatoes, and make some real strong vodka, then tie them down and pour it in the eyes.
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