Like the best burger joint in town and who it was that let the dogs out...

and how to contact Theresa Caputo personally....

For Ethan knew that Theresa Caputo, though she hated hamburgers, she was able to tell me that Madame Helena turned my daughter into a Coven Zombie seamstress, making the most repulsive hoodie robs this side of Hades. One way or another, the Madame will tell me how to free her.

And if not...my skills as an ex-Navy Seal and pro-wrestler (tee-hee) would serve me well infiltrating the garment factory of the Undead!!!!

So I looked the Madame deep into her eyes and said...

"See anything you like?". She looked momentarily confused but quickly regained her composure.

She saw something she liked: my daughter's eyes. And now she wanted mine, and the hook was set.

I could be as charming as Mick Dundee(my hero) when needed and I poured on the sunshine. Too bad this Madame couldn't predict the crazy train that was heading right for her!!!!!!

The Crazy Train was my powerful mental projection, a freight train into her psyche.

I am, of course, talking about my extensive military training in psychic weaponry. The movie "The Men who Stare at Goats", (which I almost starred in as an extra) was no fairytale.