It was just a joke. I know what the purpose of this thread is.

Being whisked away by the Fae sounds like a dream to most people who know nothing of the Fae, but, in actuality its bad. If they ever let you go you may appear hundreds of years later than when you left. The Fae's Realm exists on a different plane of existence I guess.

I'm guessing people don't know about the Popobawa around here, huh? That's a terrifying Tanzanian demon that you'd never forget...heh...

I'll go with the Sirens for now.

Our household boggart isn't bad arse, but I swear, every time I got to the fridge and find that milk off, I have more fury than the Fiend himself.

Minotaur is fairly cool too...

Yep sour milk is pretty menacing to me too

dont know if it counts but the giant squid is still one of my fave cus its been around for long time and still today.been known to take ships apart and eat humans, and not a myth.

Haha! This, for sure.