Excellent point. When authors have empty sample cases, Amazon is the place to go. My ranks do suck and don't represent the number of copies that have actually been sold.

That's AWESOME, Doc! You definitely deserve the praise.

Also - It was cool to open The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction and see you pic in it getting a reward. I thought to myself, "I kinda know someone famous." :cool:

I still need to pick up the second Murderland installment and Archelon Ranch.

Amazon tells me there's a ranch in the mail for me.

Great! I think you'll really like this one. Also, Legumeman has a good editor that actually sends me documents with corrections on them.

Also, speaking of the Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, you can download it and three other Bizarro books for free here:
http://jeffburk.wordpress.com/2010/0...ss-free-books/

"It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…"

C'MON.....How can I not download that. :D

Yeah. I had an impossible time passing it up at the first Bizarrocon. Then again, I wanted to buy half the table.

What good is half a table?

LMAO




and @ Doc: raises a glass of absinthe at'cha:cool:


or rather raises the glass TO you..

You should check out Zerostrata, Nova. If you're one of those people that can read off your screen, it's seventy someodd pages and available for free with all the others. It's a work of incredibly positive energy and strange humor that will keep you high for awhile after reading it.