if you cant get away - killing in self defence is perfectly fine.

just good luck with trying to kill a bunch of friends who were prepared for this ... and you're drunk ..

Well if it's down to either me getting the axe or someone else, they they would definitely have to go, but if it was down to the "Would you kill them or not" question in its simplicity, I would have to just say No. I would call the police... Unless of course they were in on it...


It's all over the news. There's a serial killer in your community. Mutilating children and sexually desecrating their bodies. After the 10th victim, your beloved wife/husband of 5+ years discloses to you that they are the killer and that they have no intention of stopping. They also have no intention of hurting you either.

Kill them?

Yes, kill em.


Someone else can go next.

For the guys.
Some guy once kicked you in the balls really hard - you've now years later suffered testicular pain constantly, and found the cause to be cancer in not one but both balls...potentially due to earlier trauma. You have to get them both removed to live. When they give you the op, they accidentally cut the knob of your penis off. It's fixable, but it'll be disfigured and an inch shorter. You lose your wife/partner due to your sexual inadequecy.
You then see this person in a local establishment, drinking on his own. He sees you and points, making a "friendly" gesture of "I remember you" by performing a soccer kick into the air and miming "GOAL!". He then stumbles out,

Kill?

LOL

now the game is delayed. :(

edit: nvm despare is on

Nope, just return the favor, I could lose an inch or two and still be just fine.








Somebody breaks into your house on a regular basis and spraypaints your walls with nasty comments about your significant other and your parents. One night you catch the person red handed because the intruder woke you up by accidentally stepping on your dog or cat and snapping its neck. Do you kill them?

I would ask them why the fuck they were doing it, I'd kill them unless they had a damn good reason.

you're almost finished writing a book/song/script etc. and a friend of yours wants to take a look at it. you tell them that it's not done, but they want to read it anyway. you put it away for awhile (months) and decide to focus on something else, then you hear your song on the radio/see a trailer for your movie. after telling your friend they break down and admit that they stole it and sold it for 1 million dollars. this "friend" offers you half. kill?

Nope. Take the half, give him a good ass-whoopin' and then grab the rest.

Next.

you see bin ladin outside your house walking around taking photos of your neighborhood,kill?

Nope, could just be Mel Gibson.






You're alone in an alley with Carrot Top and he's so drunk he can't even stand up. The man's trying to inject himself with a lethal amount of heroin but is too inebriated to get the needle in. Do you help him out? Do you kill?