I actually don't mind playing golf, though I suck. I just don't like watching it on tv. I live on a goddamn golf course (can you say, "Broken windows and some idiot shouting 'FOUR' when I'm out with my dogs or tending my roses?)

HAUNTED! Jeez, haven't seen you around here for eons. How you been?

I don't like golf.

I love hobnobs too.

Never had those molasses things.

's' up, Ferret?

I like mini golf on the computer. I feel stupid out on a mini golf course. That's something most women can't do, but men can. We'd look lame out there, but you guys pull it off.

Now... if you took us on a date... That's totally different.

Mini-golf dating is great. Awesome way to have a fun time. I like mini golf both for reals and as computer game. But on computer it is cheeper because you don't got to drive nowhere.

And you don't gotta pay no fees.:D

I'm trying disc golf now (my first answer to "would you like to play disc golf" was "no thanks, I don't smoke pot) and it's ok but as for regular golf I agree with Mark Twain. It's a good walk spoiled.

I love it when people quote Mark Twain.