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Angra 03-14-2009 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 793945)
A system of pulleys attached above the toilet


Yes, i'd thought about the same solution.

So it would go a lil like this

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...edd37c2ce6.jpg


But still... that would only work at home, unless you take the pulleys with you every time you go out.

Maybe men with 15-20 inches uses diapers. That's a solution solver right there.

milktoaste 03-14-2009 05:59 AM

Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.

In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.

Angra 03-14-2009 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by milktoaste (Post 794019)
Most bathrooms have a small garbage can. Put the can in front of the toilet and hang your weiner over the bowl. Or, with such a hose you may beable to just aim your pee into the tub.

In a public restroom, just pee on the floor. Fuck it, you've got a 20 inch penis, you pee where ever you want.



I could just picture The Dude saying exactly that. :p

Hilarious

Despare 03-14-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 793918)
Good strategy. But i don't think that would work all the time. Occasionally surprise pee would happen. :p

It would, you have to make sure you're not wearing pants and that you have an easy to clean tile floor. Nobody said having a giant schlong was going to be easy.

Disease 03-14-2009 12:26 PM

If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.

Angra 03-14-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disease (Post 794108)
If I had a 20 inch dick I would be making a lot of money with it. I would get a toilet installed that had a seperate tube for my penis when I sat down to take a crap. The tube could have added feature for a happy finish even.



Yea, but that would only help you at home..

Disease 03-14-2009 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 794123)
Yea, but that would only help you at home..

On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.

Angra 03-14-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disease (Post 794125)
On the road I would be using a portable version I carry in my brief case.


Of course you would, Mr. Bond.



My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs.

Pretty simple.

Disease 03-14-2009 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 794127)
Of course you would, Mr. Bond.



My suggestion would be, holding your penis in your hand, so only the end of it would point down between your legs.

Pretty simple.

I prefer my explanation where my penis made me rich as F*%K!

sfear 03-14-2009 08:28 PM

All things are possible with bungee cords, zip ties, and duct tape. Discovery after all is the whipping boy of necessity.


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