true, first thing on my wishlist isnt killing someone....scratch that it is, but i still dont want to blast some stranger to comdome come unless i have to, im still dreaming that someone will break into my house so i can put my swords to good use though...

I'm an arborist I live my life on the edge every day!!!

riding down a steep, rough asphalt hill on my bike , i fell and shredded my lips.
i was daydreaming while using a soldering iron in high school, burnt my finger, it took six months to heal,i still have a burn scar.

I kinda did something like this. I was trying to get at a sparkplug wire when my car was on. And i touched the 600+degree header. It didnt even hurt at first because it burned off the skin AND nerve endings. It hurt for like 3 months after that tho.

Yeah, those headers are hot...If you smash them up against the bottom of the car while coming down from a flying, hill jump...They heat up your floorboard enough to make the backs of your shoes smoke...I recommend flattening a piece of stovepipe and wedging it between the headers and the bottom of the car, trust me, it works...That's what I did...lol...I also recommend checking your leaf springs and ball joints after any such jumps...You'll be glad you did;) :)

Last month I chipped my tooth on the boul I was licking! "no joke!" When I was younger, I didn't realize it at the time, but running around in the store with a cardboard coupon is VERY dangerous! I slit my eye open with it! I had to wear an eye patch for a month, and it hurt like hell if I accidantaly moved my eye lid, it gave me an instant headache every time

UGHhhh slit your eye open?? that sounds hardcore.

I chipped my front incisor once, well actually a band member did. I was singing and was really close on the mic, and he came over and smashed it with his guitar, it came back and knocked a piece of my tooth off.

I had to go to the dentist and get it sanded down, it still annoys the shit out of me tho.

danger.....hum? *ponders* i........no, chaseing ur broha around the house w/ a knife counts as phstcotic,right? uh i got hit by a car once jaywalking like eviscreation but , he/she (sry i dont kno u) didnt get hit, unless they did and are now dead.....*ponders*........i alsoi said a bad word infront of an adult.....and then i feld embarrASSed so i apologised. it was the way i was raised! i need to go sky diving or something, or hold a saionce in a graveyard!! oh that would rock and i kno the perfect one!!! ;)

awe poor baby! but u made me laugh! oh here's some really good advise DONT EAT YELOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!

that is much more painful than mine. ouch