Deaf I dont think I'd like not being able to see.



Would you rather watch two girls one cup or lemon party?

What's lemon party? I've not seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, and have ZERO intentions of doing so.


Would you rather be mauled to death by dogs or eaten by a shark?

shark

leave the country on your own or get chased out by a very jealous
and angry relative?

Leave on my own.



Would you rather swim in raw sewage or walk a mile naked?

Walk a mile naked


Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or by a rabid animal of some kind?

poisonous snake

would you rather fight a boxing gorilla or a chimpanzee with a black belt?

Boxing gorilla.

Would you rather eat a live cockroach or a dead grub

Roach


Would you rather be dumped in a vat of acid or have all your limbs lopped off?

Vat of acid...

would you rather lose your eyesight to a 3 stooges finger poker gag gone wrong or losing your hearing from a Q-tip accident?

Q-Tip accident

Would you rather be disabled (confined to wheelchair) or disfigured (facially)?