My favorites:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" - President Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove)

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty (Blade Runner)

That last one never fails to give me chills, no matter how many times I see that movie. Rutger Hauer's delivery is absolutely perfect in that scene.

Mars Attacks:
I want the people of America to know, that we still have 2 out of 3 branches left, and that ain't bad!


Braincandy has one of my favorite lines in all of movie history:
Chris: Could I get a refil? My tea is getting a little lukey.

Woman: Luke warm Chris?

Sisco: No, Luke Skywalker, you fucking inbred!


A couple i have heard on the radio, but have no idea where they come from:

Want some whiskey?
It's 6:30 in the morning!
Scoth?


And:
Well, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

It's a trick... get an axe.

From the Scarface (television edit): "Where'd you get that scar, eatin' pineapple?"

this may make me sound like an idiot, but what movie is that from?

priceless.

best part in the entire movie:

reporter:"Man i am hungoooover. i woke up in these asian people's house, and they would not stop screaming!"


Steve Carell "yeah, i ate a big red candle."

They Live! with Rowdy Roddy

That movie rocked! You know that bastard is still wrestling...and kicking ass!

Used to love watching Roddy..."Just when you think you've got the answers, I change the questions!"