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Spec7ral 12-14-2006 02:03 PM

"The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else"

i dunno who said that but its worked for me in the past. of course it has also worked not so well. My GF is 6 years younger than me and we have alot of fun, gotta find the right person tho. I'd say if the young'uns are pining for you make em buy you some shit and use em for the pole if you're horny. Trial and error is usually the best, you don't wanna sit around and collect coochie cobwebs now do you?:eek:

Roderick Usher 12-14-2006 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 521984)
You're a great ol Poe, Rod.:p
I'm going to try really hard to lighten up about this whole situation. I mean when you really think about it, there are much worse things to endure in life. Cancer.
Loss of limb.
Paris Hilton.
I should just put all the deeper questions on the back burner and have a good fucking time.
Bring on the Jello shots. I'm ready.:p

That's the spirit!

just read my signiture - Shatner sang it:eek:

Haunted 12-14-2006 03:07 PM

Some advice from Mrs. White, "Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and desposable."

It'll never let you down.

crabapple 12-14-2006 03:23 PM

yeah go out and get yourself some of that........"hoochie poochie!" ......you know. ;) ;)

Disease 12-14-2006 04:31 PM

Maybe you could become a nun?

crabapple 12-14-2006 04:39 PM

A Hott nun.

Miss Olivia 12-14-2006 05:07 PM

So basically what I'm getting is, use the younger guys because that's what they want. Otherwise, I'll turn into a nun and get cootchie cobwebs. Well, that makes the decision much easier. I don't like nuns OR cobwebs.
Yay robbing the cradle!!!!!!!

VampiricClown 12-14-2006 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 522065)
So basically what I'm getting is, use the younger guys because that's what they want. Otherwise, I'll turn into a nun and get cootchie cobwebs. Well, that makes the decision much easier. I don't like nuns OR cobwebs.
Yay robbing the cradle!!!!!!!

You could always start with me. :D

VampiricClown 12-14-2006 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by omcdave (Post 521997)
you and vampclown should get together!...you could knock boots all nite long :D

Damn Dave, you offered me before I did.:p

Miss Olivia 12-14-2006 06:00 PM

LMAO
Are you over eighteen?:p


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