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I had to think long and hard before i could remember a party story worth relating .. i'm not a partier .. i'm social - hang out with a lot of friends from different avenues of life .. but not a partier in the drink and puke sense.

i do remember once a long time ago before i lived in Toronto - coming here to spend new years with friends who moved here before me ..
probably the most fun night i ever had.

my best friend was in a band at the time so i basically went with them to a bunch of different band parties..

highlights :

at a warehouse party my drunken friend attempted to pull the service elevator close while unwittingly straddling the bottom part of the door. as he pulled down on the top half, the bottom half rushed up to hit him in the nuts.

once in the party, he drunkenly leaned up against a wall to steady himself - only to realize much too late that it wasnt a wall - it was a blanket used to seperate 2 rooms .. he ended up toppling over 3 people on a couch.

later on we were in another huge gorgeous party hosted by some film company someone knew about .. at one point we were on the roof throwing chicken wings at people - and into the big fans you see on the top of buildings.
I stole a whole pineapple from the buffet and eventually traded it to a punker guy for his girlfriend who stuck to me like glue after that (even after we left the party) until we sent her home on a bus.

when i'm drunk - i'm not obnoxious (any more than normal), I'm not a fighter, or a lover .. i'm pretty much the same except :

i become a kleptomaniac of useless stuff.

when i got home that night i had a wall sign for an office building (the kind where you push small white plastic letters into a slot to make the lines of text on the sign) a toy gun, and a few other things.

i remember being on the bus with a massive bunch of drunks just after midnight - shooting the other passengers who were all laughing and having a good time.

point a toy gun at a bunch of people after midnight on a toronto city bus any other night of the year and you'd be killed.

a lot of the evening was a drunken haze - but it was big time fun.

the only other night worth mentioning in this context was a mobile stag we had for a friend - 6 guys in a stretch limo (Loooong before people started to do this all the time) drunk off our faces ..

at one point we pulled up to a stoplight .. windows down, music blaring, beer all over the place .. and some young rich middle eastern looking guy and his girlfriend jump out of their expensive sports car and run to the limo .. taking pictures of us !!!

as i said this was well over 20 years ago .. before every tom dick and harry started renting limos for their wifes 40th birthdays, or kids going to the prom .. it was a rarity.

to this day i still wonder how many people the folks with the camera showed our pics to - trying to find out who the drunk and disorderly rock stars were :D