Conversation and self-promotion are why i am here. Oh yeah, i also like picking on those not gifted with my powers of sarcasm, which is most people :D

You want some cheese with that whine?

em here cos the foods good and they have cheap range of clothing. :p

i come for the company, i've made a lot of friends here (and yes, i do call them 'friends') i get to have interesting conversations with people i'm never likely to meet who have similar interests

i also have a lot of fun here and that definitely helps me unwind after a stressful day at work :)

I'm here because my wife thinks it's lame and I live to make her squirm:)

I also stay at home with kids, so adult (which is hit and miss here) contact is something I crave.

You should wear a special outfit while you're in judging mode. Maybe only speak in rhyme or aliterate a lot. That'll learn her!:p

at the very least an official looking hat with a badge on the front :)

she'll squirm so much she could be the lead in Slither II

I've met people on here that I can turn to when I have major problems in my life when I can't turn to others for help.