Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Ash.......housewares."

Inked in human blood and bound in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something in the woods, something evil.

i LOVE army of darkness. i bought the boomstick edition for my husband last year for his birthday.