The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

penis jokes

What do a cobra and a two-inch cock have in common?
Nobody wants to fuck with either of them.

Cock jokes.

Hard choice

Gettit? HARD choice?

Penis jokes:p

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Hmmm..... While a good penis joke is funny every once and a while, they can get old. I don't think waking up early only to realize it's a day off will ever be able to get old, so that's where I'm voting....

Early morning realization that it's Saturday.

'atta boy, bwind


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I'm sure it's a great feeling, but everytime I got up Saturday I was sore and/or had to go to practice.

Waking up early on Saturdays is one of life's simplest pleasures. It only comes along every once in awhile....like once a week. As this thread demonstrates, penis jokes can be found anywhere.

Saturday gets my vote.

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

"Wow!! This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"