then you must have loved Kevin Smith's :Dogma


Salma dressed as a schoolgirl stripper ..

mind numbingly beautiful..

And you give these clowns credibility, why?

it'll work
hollywood has had a lot of practice making eerie little kids.
the wife will be big breasted
but who will play Jud?

if only they captured that style in pet sem.................................. and im knocking the remake like i normally do..... but i'll still watch it and i'll no doubt think it is better than the original because 'the hazing' was a better watch than pet sem.

it aint hard to make a better movie than pet sem FULL STOP

Clooney is pretty good but they should have went with the original first choice of Bruce Campbell

i heard that clooney isn't in the pet cemetary remake any more. i heard it was all just a bunch of speculation that was wrong.

I wouldn't doubt it.

I wonder how they would do Zelda, She always gave me fuckin' gooooooosebumps!!

personally i think this is stupid b/c there is a sequel to pet cemetary. not to push this thread in another direction, but there should be rules in place when "remaking" a horror classic and the first one should be that you cannot remake the original if there has been a sequel(s).

i know that the studio would push for a remake of the orginal b/c getting an "A" lister like clooney would not look good under the title: Pet Cemetary 3 (that's a job for someone like Eric Roberts) . but still, the above mentioned rule should exist.

And the problem is? Oh, right, they always get big fake boobs...


Where is my "Apt Analogies for dumies..."?

Oh, here we go:

Why eat "Krab" when nice big natural King Crab legs are so much better and more staisfying?

???

any partial success of a remake ensures the sequels will be remade as well..