"What I really hate though, is when your ass don't co-operate with you and break the shit in half..."

Dennis Leary (no cure for cancer)
Bill Bailey
Eddie Izzard

Bill Hicks and Andrew Dice Clay.

Eddie Murphy is great in Delirous. Especially that shit about Mr T :D

Richard Pryor
George Carlin
Robin Williams
Andrew Dice Clay
Sam Kinison
Eddie Murphy
Chris Rock
Jay Hickman
Dave Chappelle
Jim Breuer
Chris Tucker
Eddie Griffin
Martin Lawrence
John Boy and Billy

Andrew Dice Clay and George Carlin - All time

As for the rest (in no particular order)

Milton Berle
Bill Cosby
Richard Pryor
Sam Kinison
Bob Hope
Dave Chappelle
Richard Lewis
Lenny Bruce
Jerry Seinfeld
Jim Norton

plus the entire gang of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" - Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie.

I forgot about Lenny Bruce he was great!

Yes he was. His one-liners would kill ya. He was a big influence for people like Carlin and Pryor, and was reckless, wild and insanely funny.

Anders Matthesen

Guess you have to be danish to agree with me....


I feel so alone.:(

I aint danish but I ll agree with ya...just to keep you company :D

Aaaawwww...